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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. mediterreania

    mediterreania Warlord

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    2513. You wonder how NATO hasn't been dissolved if attacking voids a defensive pact...
     
  2. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    'sa perm alliance...
     
  3. mediterreania

    mediterreania Warlord

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    2514. You think that the solution to the Cyprus dispute would be for Greece to just build more theaters.

    2515. You try to figure out what civics changed when Arabia and Egypt had a turn of anarchy.

    2516. You also vote for religious candidates for President because "my temple will have double production speed."

    2517. You try to found a religion so that your hometown can get a commerce bonus.
     
  4. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    Hey, the other guy started ;)

    2518. You wonder why America doesn't just build a well on the oil source near the rockies instead of spending a lot on securing it's oil access.
     
  5. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Touche, my good man, touche.
     
  6. AJ11

    AJ11 Emperor

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    1. I don't see it. Please enlighten me. Unless you are from China, which then makes complete sense.

    2. I don't think the mods care. Their criteria for sending out warnings seems to be based on how much they like you or the guy you were arguing with and their mood at the time. Mind you, this is typical for 99.99% of the mods out there in Internetland, so it is nothing out of the ordinary. I have seen much much worse.
     
  7. Terrance888

    Terrance888 Discord Reigns

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    2519: You dream in units of three marching on a multi-colored checkerboard.
     
  8. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    My sentence was just as 'offensive' to the U.S.A. as his sentence was against China.
    2520. You wonder why noone just invades Israel, with it's jummy double shrine.
     
  9. AJ11

    AJ11 Emperor

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    Fearing that some would overtake you is not the same as hoping that someone won't win. But whatever.
     
  10. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    It's USA's vassal.
     
  11. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    THAT would end badly :mwaha:
     
  12. mediterreania

    mediterreania Warlord

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    2521. You wonder why there are two India civilizations (Hindustan and Pakistan), two Persia civilizations (Iran and Afghanistan), two Korea civilizations (N.K. and S.K.) and more than three Arabia...
     
  13. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    2522. Not to mention five Vikings.
     
  14. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    There are also 12 Incas and 20 Aztecs.
     
  15. Terrance888

    Terrance888 Discord Reigns

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    2 Dutch, 4 Germans, 6 Russias...
     
  16. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  17. j_mie6

    j_mie6 Deity

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    2523 - You wonder why leaders don't live for ever...
     
  18. TheMulattoMaker

    TheMulattoMaker Dictator of RF

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    But only one USA, 'cuz that's all you need.

    (Sorry, I had to...) :D
     
  19. kdalibor

    kdalibor Chieftain

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    If this is FB I would definitely like this. :clap:
     
  20. geowzrd

    geowzrd Warlord

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    2524. You think that FDR always had his butlers prepare martinis for his guests.

    2525. It is possible to build a battery-powered, fully functional tank that does not require any gasoline or diesel.(The panzer in RFC does this.)
     

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