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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    2568) You wonder why Japan isn't furious at the US, the USA nuked Japan twice!
     
  2. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    "you declared war on our friend"
    "We are worried about our rivals being vassals to your empire"
    "We are upset that you have fallen under the way of a heathen religion2
    So then why aren't they? :confused:
     
  3. MantaRevan

    MantaRevan Chieftain

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    The US and Japan are both secular states though.
     
  4. uat2d

    uat2d ಠ_ಠ

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    2659. How can the USA be a Free Religion state when all its leaders praise Christianity?
    2660. Every time you try to associate Civ4 civics with real life governments and politics, it never adds up and you end up with a head-ache. Yet you continue to try it because it's Civ4.
    2661. You wonder how the tech Mathematics allows people to chop up wood better. And if that Math teaches your people simple stuff like how to multiply their woodsman skills by 1.5 or these kinds of uncompreensible theorems that will somehow increase their chopping skills later on.
     
  5. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    They changed to OR.
     
  6. geowzrd

    geowzrd Chieftain

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    2660. You can't travel to a country without that civ's leader's music playing in your head.
     
  7. dalamb

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    'cause with Math comes better measurement, allowing "measure twice, cut once"?
     
  8. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    2663. Julius Caesar is still alive. Brutus is a fairytale.
     
  9. geowzrd

    geowzrd Chieftain

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    If that's true, Lincoln, Gandhi, and Willem are also still ruling.
     
  10. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    Of course they are, how can you be a such a nitwit that you don't know this? :rolleyes:
    Have you ever been inside the White House?
     
  11. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    3 presidents rule over the same country
     
  12. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Yeah, Washington's President in the White House, Lincoln is the Supreme Court Judge and Roosevelt is the President of Senators.
     
  13. Alexius08

    Alexius08 Chieftain

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    What about Russia, France and England (the other civs with 3 leaders each)?
     
  14. s.bernbaum

    s.bernbaum Mostly lurking

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    They take turns so they can spend ⅔ of their time on vacation! :D
     
  15. mediterreania

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    2664. You wonder why Persia doesn't build up its espionage, when all of those foreign spies keep sabotaging its research of Fission...
     
  16. geowzrd

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    But yet the American spy "drones" keep getting thwarted by Persian counterintelligence efforts.
     
  17. krikav

    krikav Theorycrafter

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    2665).
    When you ignore the alarmbell in the morning, since you think that "it makes no sense to go up before you have hooked up the silk for a happiness bonus first."
     
  18. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    2666) You believe that the Celts really built the Taj Mahal and the Apostalic Palace and founded a prosperous and long-lasting Jewish empire

    2667) You think its offensive to the Egyptians that people say that aliens built the pyramids... the poor guys spent fifty damn turns doing it and they don't even get the credit?

    2668) You suddenly realise your girlfriend looks like Boudicca (guilty...)
     
  19. s.bernbaum

    s.bernbaum Mostly lurking

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    Buy her some soap!! :lol:
     
  20. Akbarthegreat

    Akbarthegreat Angel of Junil

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    :lol:
     

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