SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Ouch. I feel bad for you
1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much
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Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Civilization is one of the best ways to get rid of a gf isn't it...
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
funnily enough, she plays it too, but she's still on C3C because her laptop's crap
I always do well for myself gf-wise, but unfortunately it means that the lover's tiffs don't just include the old "you don't pay me enough attention/talk about your feelings enough!" chestnuts, but also
"you sided with her against me in a multiplayer! are you sure you wouldn't rather be dating her?"
"look, if you'd had a better army I'd have sided with you"
"it wasn't her troops you were checking out the last time we saw her"
"so she had some interesting cultural assets..."
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
and this is why you shouldn't mix your gaming life with your real life
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
and yet, I've never once had her say that she is "unimpressed with my cultural achievements"
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
blackrabbit said:
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Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
Is that a treaty in your pocket...?
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
I laughed so hard the first time I saw Catherine say that to me
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
Yes, she's a riot. I'm always vaguely disappointed when I discover a Russian civ in a game and it turns out they're ruled by Stalin.
Incidentally, my girlfriend agrees that she looks like Boudicca...
Incidentally, my girlfriend agrees that she looks like Boudicca...
username804
I am a meat popcycle
AJ11
Emperor
I hope she doesn't look like Boudicca when she's mad. Cause you're gonna need a lot of flame-******ant clothing to live through that one... The glare, the glare! Oh, the humanity!!!
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
Let's just say I buy a lot of sunblock...
Alexius08
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Or worse, act like Cathy.
AJ11
Emperor
I hope she doesn't act like Cathy at any point in time!
One way to find out.
Hey, Vimes, you feeling a draft 'round the kidneys?
Just wondering if you are with Princess Stabbity or the Mistress of the Eyebeams of Terror.
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
Definitly Mistress of the Eyebeams of Terror. That's definitely Laura's new nickname
No draft round the kidneys, just very sore eyes and an overwhelming urge to shower
AJ11
Emperor
Definitly Mistress of the Eyebeams of Terror. That's definitely Laura's new nickname
No draft round the kidneys, just very sore eyes and an overwhelming urge to shower
Ah, definitely not Cathy, then
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
exactly: Cathy adds a whole new risk to trying to short-change the AI in negotiations, imagine how terrible a girlfriend she'd be...
To quote The Big Bang Theory:
Amy: Do you know the story of Catherine the Great?
Penny: No
Amy: She ruled Russia in the 1700's and one night when she was feeling particularly randy she used an intricate system of pulleys to have intimate relations with a horse.
Penny: I'm sorry, what does this have to do with me?
Amy: She engaged in inter-species hanky panky and people still call her great. I'm sure your reputation can survive you shagging a little Indian boy.
To quote The Big Bang Theory:
Amy: Do you know the story of Catherine the Great?
Penny: No
Amy: She ruled Russia in the 1700's and one night when she was feeling particularly randy she used an intricate system of pulleys to have intimate relations with a horse.
Penny: I'm sorry, what does this have to do with me?
Amy: She engaged in inter-species hanky panky and people still call her great. I'm sure your reputation can survive you shagging a little Indian boy.
uat2d
ಠ_ಠ
According to wikipedia on Cathy:
Sir Sam Vimes
Duke of Ankh
Yes, I know... that was a rumour spread by her enemies and, speaking as a historian, it didn't do much to tarnish her reputation. However, rumours about her being involved in such an encounter had ...er... dogged her since her late teens. Where there's smoke...
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