Srry everyone for derailling the thread earlier......
3039: you declare war on anyone who's name is "Kathrine"
3040: you figured out why the U.S. has such a large millitary.... Montezuma.....
3041: you are running low on money, so you open a bank.
3042: Wanting even more money, you move you and your company to england
3043: (Rise and fall of civ.) your neighbor catches a cold, so you cancel open borders
3044:you think the scientific method made people dumber, as it obsoletes monasteries
3045: you think that you only get one job in your life, because you'll have to retire(wait, couldn't you just get fired?)(actually, you think that you can't get fired)