1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[Winth]

57. You have your traits written in your business card.
58. You believe that Tom Cruise is the reincarnation of Cyrus ("Tom Cyrus").
59. ...and you get confused, because Cyrus was never financial, yet he wants to "show him the money".
60. Because of Civ4 overdose, you need to do an early Axeman rush (because you will cut yourself while shaving quickly) to work.
61. You wonder why don't we leave some old warriors in some non-border cities.
62. You wonder where are Stalin's wonders.
63. You build a Spanish house upon a lake to earn some money.
64. You are upset because your neighbor's dog once again has trespassed your borders without Open Borders agreement.
65. You are reading Sisiutil's ALC's comments when at break at work.
66. When you and your wife can't decide where to buy an apartment, you make a photo of available terrains and put it throughout the town, waiting for people's responses.
67. You are whipping your mother to hurry her up with sandwiches to school.

 

[ICNP]

68) You stare at Boudica
69) You wonder how free speech is an alternative to Bureaucracy
70) You have feelings for the AI's
71) You read the comments on other peoples games
72) You know the lyrics to Baba Yetu

 

[PaulusIII]

73. You think the real world must have had 'Choose Religions' on because otherwise Christianity and Islam would never be the dominant religions.

 

[Commodore Nate]

74. You know Russia was in serfdom because their huge empire needed some serious worker improvements.

 

[blackrabbit]

75. You're pissed that its too late to regenerate earth since its already 2008 becuase Antarctica is a huge waste of a continent

 

[PaulusIII]

74. You know Russia was in serfdom because their huge empire needed some serious worker improvements.

76. You know Russia was in State Property because their huge empire would've incurred huge distance-to-palace maintenance costs.

 

[blackrabbit]

77. You think Doudicca is hot when in fact she would really be pretty nasty... think about it, hairy legs, hairy pits, her boobs would NOT look like that, they would probably be pretty droopy and don't forget about the fact that people didn't really bath in those days lol, but yeah she's still hot lol

 

[Tibur753]

78. You wonder when the anarchy period was after they eliminated the draft.

 

[BakingTheArt]

79. You wonder why most big countries don't use State Property, and still have booming economies.

 

[Everest]

80. You don't wonder why Jesus Christ had to die - because you know he lightbulbed Theology.

81. You wonder why Germany still didn't build a Mount Rushmore altough they certainly got to Fascism early.

82. You have read any post from #1 up to this one, wether they have been funny or not.

83. You're going to post #84

 

[sanjay_111]

These actually happened to me !:

84. You see a set of three spots on the floor and think "ah, that looks like copper resource"

85. You have a quarrel with ur spouse and think "she / he is so much like Montezuma".

 

[ICNP]

80. You don't wonder why Jesus Christ had to die - because you know he lightbulbed Theology.

81. You wonder why Germany still didn't build a Mount Rushmore altough they certainly got to Fascism early.

82. You have read any post from #1 up to this one, wether they have been funny or not.

83. You're going to post #84

Well they we're too busy creating troops to bother with a wonder! That's how the US got it. When we sued Germany for peace we took Fascism

 

[blackrabbit]

86. You have something to post in the "Dreams about Civ IV" Thread

 

[Wenla]

87. Your wife asks at seventh time in this week "Are you coming to sleep allready" and you are answering her at seventh time in this week "Yes darling, I just end this turn, if I just don't have to do XXX first".

Wenla

 

[blackrabbit]

88. Instead of asking the wife for 'nookie' or 'lovin' you ask her for an "Open Borders Treaty"

89. When someone at work leaves to "move on to greener pastures" you think "OOO he's gunna get a +1 food bonus"

 

[Commodore Nate]

90. You wonder if NYC has attained legendary cultural status.

 

[Turquoiside]

91. You find yourself doing Pacal's insane "How about this deal" movement in real life.

 

[Clam Spammer]

90. You wonder if NYC has attained legendary cultural status.

92. You wonder if LA is nearing Legendary as well thanks to Hollywood.

93. You're worried that America might sneak a Culture victory before 2050 if they get a couple more Great Artists and use them to create great works.

 

[Crowqueen]

Well they we're too busy creating troops to bother with a wonder! That's how the US got it. When we sued Germany for peace we took Fascism

...and gave it to us as a birthday present.

94. Justinian appears to you in your dreams and asks you for the sort of Open Borders treaty no. 88 is on about.

95. Mansa Musa, Gilgamesh and - phwoar! - Roosevelt begin to appear more attractive than your real life boyfriend.

 

[Firestorm94]

96. you go to other countries and, during the tour, you ask the guide where that country's UB is