1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[toll_booth]

1749. You think that if only Obama had the Organized trait, we could reduce the deficit quite a bit.

1750. You have no problem with slavery.

1751a. You think that wars of aggression can be a good thing.

1751b. You think that wars can be the single most effective way to achieve a diplomatic victory.

1752. You believe that universal suffrage is pointless. But representation is okay.

1753. You think that the cities should grow faster in the Midwest than anywhere else because of all the farms.

 

[Flying Pig]

Should we have a 'clues you play civ IV too much MkII' thread now?

 

[vogtmurr]

2474. You can sleep over at your girlfiriends telling your wife that you play civ 4 with your friends. You come home next morning any way

1754: and you wouldn't even be lying to your wife !

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

1755: When your wife tells you she wants a baby, you tell her that you just have to store enough food and one will appear at the gate.

 

[stee]

1756). You don't have a wife

 

[W|M]

1752. You believe that universal suffrage is pointless. But representation is okay.

US is way too underated!!!!!!!!!(in civ IV). And Representation is way too overated

 

[tom123]

1756) You hear a door creaking that sounds a bit like a horn and think someone has declared war on you.
That happened to me as I walked down the stairs the other day!

 

[Kanzera]

1758. Every sci-fi you've seen reminds you of Final Frontier.

1759. You think people walk on railroads to get places.

1760. You see no downside to socialism besides no corporations.

 

[Dumanios]

1761:You drive to work in a Modern Armor.
1762:You fear a Spearman will stop you.

 

[Flying Pig]

1763: You point out that Doumanios meant 'drive in a tank' since we all know:

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

1764: You're playing so much you don't have time to read the 1000 clues that you're playing too much.

 

[TheMeInTeam]

1765: You have successfully pulled off a warrior rush on immortal.

Multiple times.

Without using Inca.

 

[Silv Something]

1766: You have an eye problem which includes your eyes automatically focusing on anything Civish.

1767: You make up the word "Civish".

1768: You say you made up the word "Civish" even though you have been on this forum even before the site was started and somehow someone else posted the word "Civish" before you.

 

[Kierkegaard]

1769: When you think some civilization leaders are just hunking to have sex

 

[Kanzera]

1770. You invent a Civilization virtual reality game

1771. When you first saw Boudica, you were a little embarassed to see so much boobage.

1772. The first time Catherine slapped you, you were heartbroken and spent the next few hours crying and trying to come up with a way to get back at her.

1773. You come up with several insults, but you forgot that she is a computer program and can't hear you so when that doesn't work you just declare war on her.

1774. You mod RFC so it's more realistic than how Rhye made it.

2467. You mess up the numbering just to see if the next poster falls for it.

 

[W|M]

1776) It actually works.

 

[Churchill's Hat]

1777. You realize that the player of the world's civ game is playing on a mod that has thousands of civilizations, along with billions of leaders and leader changes and is in-depth enough to have the Vatican exist.
1778. You create this mod, using elements of Revolutions and Rhye's among others.
1779. You manage to play this mod on multiplayer (with you controlling every civilization) and accurately recreate the world situation down to the hour.
1780. You weep over Michael Jackson's death, saying "It's not fair! I just needed to find one Great Merchant and then the Golden Age would allow the US to change to State Property!"
1781. You can define the crowning achievement of the Albanian leader Kastrioti (its in Civ Gold, after all) but don't know the meaning of the word "friends".

 

[msteiner]

1782) You begin to read history related books and articles for the sole purpose of making your Civ IV scenario.

 

[jorissimo]

1783) http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5450651&postcount=4

 

[Kanzera]

1784. You think that sex stands for Speed Early eXpansion.

1785. You wonder why some people are unhappy since there are so many churches, theatres, and collosseums in our cities.