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1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Darth Caesar, Sep 19, 2010.

  1. Heerlo

    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    667: You think that one of the main reasons Russia was able to beat back Germany during WW2 was because they had the bonus fighting in friendly territory, given by nationalism.

    668: You think the UK has more spies than any other country, and that their ships move the fastest.

    669: You think the United States should go liberate the Byzantines from the Turks, to get a greater chance at winning a diplo victory.
     
  2. Kark

    Kark Mad berserker

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    670: You have been too busy playing since 1991 and have not discovered the sequels CIV II, III, IV and V.
     
  3. smallfish

    smallfish Immortal

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    671: You think the only way for a nation to stand out in a sea of communists is to take Fascism

    672: You think the Greeks are Pricks just because Alexander rebuffed your demands the other day with an irritatingly smug grin

    673: You think a Bomb Shelter can shield most of a major modern city from constant nuclear barrages. Keyword: most
     
  4. poooh

    poooh Chieftain

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    674: You are happy of the Great Prophet is eventually met.
     
  5. TheRH100

    TheRH100 Chieftain

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    675: You wonder how japan, england, and polynesia could spawn on islands
    676: you try building a model lumber mill next to the tree in your backyard
    677: las vegas or phoenix would be bigger and better cities if they had the petra!
    678: how did sydney manage to expand its borders throughout australia?
    679: if you get your house built on top of a hill you would be more productive
    680: believe when a city gets bigger that its skyline is completely rearranged
     
  6. kirbdog

    kirbdog King

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    681 - You work exactly 25% harder on your project at work and call it the "Freedom opener."
    682 - You start living on half as much food because you work as a specialist in a free country.
    683 - You lose weight and become half as unhappy as a result.
    684 - You tell everyone that in a few turns your project will be twice as good when you unlock the finisher. You get blank stares.
    685 - You blame the Louvre and the Leaning Tower of Pisa when the project takes longer than expected.
    686 - You get fired and think of it as more time to play CiV.
     
  7. TheRH100

    TheRH100 Chieftain

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    687: You believe that as long as you stay happy, eventually you will become rich.
     
  8. Skibbi

    Skibbi Prince

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    688: You believe that India must have the greatest science, as it has the greatest population
    689: You don't fear Kim Jon Un's missiles, you fear Gandhi's Nukes
    690: Believe the great schism never happened, it is impossible
    691: The British Empire never collapsed, England's navy will always be the biggest, as the navy costs little.
    692: Britain never went bankrupt - they have so much land they are rich
    693: India has the most money.
    694: America can't win a war against Japan with nukes, that's cheating!
    695: One does not simply win a non-coastal war with the navy
    696: One does not simplly disarm after a great war
    697: You start to hate America because Washington kills all your friends
    698: You dream of taking control of Australia and making an Empire of surrounding countries
    699: When you grow up, you want to buy a block of land, cement bricks and a flak gun incase of invasion
    700: Trenches, pah! We use fortresses!
     
  9. TheRH100

    TheRH100 Chieftain

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    701: You try convincing the president to sign the just one more turn paper so the world doesn't end.
    702: You question how a civ can split in half (america 1860s and modern korea) without restarting the game.
    703: You make a garden in your farm so there are more people in the family.
    704: When you are rich enough you declare war on all of your neighbors.
     
  10. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    Added some stuff based on Brave New World

    705: Brazilians can have eternal carnivals if they sacrifice their great artists, have fewer people, have more circuses, colosseums, theatres, stadia, have fewer cities, have many luxury resources, and befriend many mercantile city-states, as well as using their Pracinhas to attack everyone

    706: Poles become more progressive when they reach a new era and their Winged Hussars pushed everyone out of Poland (but ran out of them when Germany invaded Poland)

    707: Assyrians became technologically advanced, because they destroyed a few houses

    708: Honolulu is the first host of the World Congress, since they met everyone first

    709: It is possible to get plasma weaponry without having access to alien technology, as well as fly very far

    710: Malevolent aliens exist, which led to a group of elite paratroopers to band up and fight against other groups of elite paratroopers, since these malevolent aliens never bothered to visit in the first place

    711: Barbarian paratroopers in Antarctica have access to plasma weaponry

    712: Olympics have been renamed World Games; FIFA World Cup ceases to exist
     
  11. Genghis.Khan

    Genghis.Khan Person

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  12. Cicero63

    Cicero63 Warlord

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    714. When you are on a plane and look out the window you think you are playing civ
     
  13. g3istbot

    g3istbot Space Squid from SPACE

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    715. You wonder, with all the states the U.S. has, why we didn't go with Order for the bonuses.
     
  14. atarihuana

    atarihuana Warlord

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    716. Because they actually had more oil than coal so rushbuying GWB and Triplanes + Autocracy was the natrual choice :p
     
  15. Heerlo

    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    717: You think North Korea shouldn't have gone order because it's better for large empires.

    718: You think that the best colleges and universities are built in the middle of the jungle.
     
  16. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    719: You come to the BNW every second looking for new info
     
  17. PreLynMax

    PreLynMax Your Lord and Master

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    720: You start saving up money for BNW now.
     
  18. Skibbi

    Skibbi Prince

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    721: France could never have fallen in World War 2, its army could surround its entire borders.
    722: One does not simply walk around an army through its whole tile.
    723: Guerilla warfare cannot work - it is impossible to be hidden.
     
  19. Sonic Boom

    Sonic Boom Chieftain

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    724: the only reason you're aware of Otto Von Bismark is because he's that not-Hitler guy from the game
     
  20. LoneRebel

    LoneRebel Emperor

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    725. You think that Americans have better eyesight than other people.
     

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