Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Darth Caesar, Sep 19, 2010.
Yeah we are, I believe the civ 4 thread has hit around 3,500.
1010: You wonder why Shakespeare would write a play about Enrico Dandelos puppeting city states.
1011 - You believe that all Great Artist are known and have made only a single great piece of artwork, surely The great Shakespear writer wrote nothing but Macbeth in his entire life right? Never heard of Romeo or Juliette.
1012: You think soldiers nowadays were upgraded units from the ancient era
1013: In 2020, it takes you 3 years to travel from the New World to the Old World
1014: You think that in the year 2015 ingame, aliens will invade your world and XCOM units will pop up everywhere
1015: You think that some generals can live forever and die upon building a citadel
1016: You've stuck hot glue to your chair and started playing CiV 24/7 until your parents or friends pours a bucket of hot lava on you
1017: You don't know what Fur Elise is
1018-You think that all of the Great People in the game looked exactly the same.
1019-You don't think that Prophets had names.
1020-You think that every country in the world follows either Autocracy, Order and Freedom. (Or Anarchy, obviously)
1021-Obiously, the Romans still occupy the Italian Penensula.
1022-You don't know how Berlin was split between 4 nations, and how it had a wall straight down it.
1023-Speaking of walls, how come the Great Wall isn't in a city?
EDIT: Nope. Post not needed. You saw nothing.
1024: You think something called the "world congress" existed before the U.N.
1025: Your phone has the ancient ruin sound for messages, and the dead unit sound when your wife calls.
That's cold, man.
1,026: I WANT BNW NOW!!!!
Three days before release...
1,027 You fly from England to USA to get BNW earlier
1028: You wonder how a coup could happen by Egypt to Egypt, because A. Coups never work unless the AI Does one. B. You can't do I coup to yourself. and C. Why would they do one the don't need influence with themselves.
1029: You finally understand that half the Human Race are actually Aliens and this is why we need Xcom troops! Root out those Aliens pretending to be Human!
1030. You decided to liberate a dead thread
1031: Why are there ancient ruins in 4000BCE?
It must be those aliens who destroyed the previous civs earlier. The aliens are capable of time travel even (and you never knew that before).
Ancient Aliens (the show on the History Channel) is completely true.
This thread has survived almost 3 years!
I was just about to, when I could be bothered.
1032: you don't have a girlfriend
1033: you haven't seen your friends all summer holiday
1034: you haven't got a tan even though it is a solid 30° C without clouds outside.
I've obiously not played civ enough.
Also, you repeated 1032. I'll fix it as I'm moderately kind.
1035: You don't know what Great Britain or the United States of America is anymore
1036: You've died cause you've been playing 24/7 nonstop
Separate names with a comma.