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1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Darth Caesar, Sep 19, 2010.

  1. Jerman

    Jerman Would you like a Trade Agreement?

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    Yeah we are, I believe the civ 4 thread has hit around 3,500.
     
  2. Lord Mhork

    Lord Mhork Chieftain

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    1010: You wonder why Shakespeare would write a play about Enrico Dandelos puppeting city states.
     
  3. TheMarshmallowBear

    TheMarshmallowBear Benelovent Chieftain of the BearKingdom

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    1011 - You believe that all Great Artist are known and have made only a single great piece of artwork, surely The great Shakespear writer wrote nothing but Macbeth in his entire life right? Never heard of Romeo or Juliette.
     
  4. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1012: You think soldiers nowadays were upgraded units from the ancient era
    1013: In 2020, it takes you 3 years to travel from the New World to the Old World
    1014: You think that in the year 2015 ingame, aliens will invade your world and XCOM units will pop up everywhere
    1015: You think that some generals can live forever and die upon building a citadel
    1016: You've stuck hot glue to your chair and started playing CiV 24/7 until your parents or friends pours a bucket of hot lava on you
    1017: You don't know what Fur Elise is
     
  5. Viregel

    Viregel , The Rt. Hon.

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    1018-You think that all of the Great People in the game looked exactly the same.
    1019-You don't think that Prophets had names.
    1020-You think that every country in the world follows either Autocracy, Order and Freedom. (Or Anarchy, obviously)
    1021-Obiously, the Romans still occupy the Italian Penensula.
    1022-You don't know how Berlin was split between 4 nations, and how it had a wall straight down it.
    1023-Speaking of walls, how come the Great Wall isn't in a city?
     
  6. Viregel

    Viregel , The Rt. Hon.

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    EDIT: Nope. Post not needed. You saw nothing.
     
  7. Jerman

    Jerman Would you like a Trade Agreement?

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    1024: You think something called the "world congress" existed before the U.N.
     
  8. Falconiano

    Falconiano Prince

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    1025: Your phone has the ancient ruin sound for messages, and the dead unit sound when your wife calls.
     
  9. Browd

    Browd Dilettante Administrator

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    That's cold, man.
     
  10. PreLynMax

    PreLynMax Your Lord and Master

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    1,026: I WANT BNW NOW!!!!

    Three days before release...
     
  11. NBA 2022

    NBA 2022 Chieftain

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    1,027 You fly from England to USA to get BNW earlier
     
  12. Jerman

    Jerman Would you like a Trade Agreement?

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    1028: You wonder how a coup could happen by Egypt to Egypt, because A. Coups never work unless the AI Does one. B. You can't do I coup to yourself. and C. Why would they do one the don't need influence with themselves.
     
  13. Socratatus

    Socratatus Emperor

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    1029: You finally understand that half the Human Race are actually Aliens and this is why we need Xcom troops! Root out those Aliens pretending to be Human!
     
  14. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1030. You decided to liberate a dead thread
     
  15. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    1031: Why are there ancient ruins in 4000BCE?

    It must be those aliens who destroyed the previous civs earlier. The aliens are capable of time travel even (and you never knew that before).

    Ancient Aliens (the show on the History Channel) is completely true.
     
  16. liltrogdor

    liltrogdor Chieftain

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    This thread has survived almost 3 years!:eek:
     
  17. Viregel

    Viregel , The Rt. Hon.

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    I was just about to, when I could be bothered.
     
  18. digrosz

    digrosz Dirty Frank

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    1032: you don't have a girlfriend
    1033: you haven't seen your friends all summer holiday
    1034: you haven't got a tan even though it is a solid 30° C without clouds outside.
     
  19. Viregel

    Viregel , The Rt. Hon.

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    I've obiously not played civ enough. :(

    Also, you repeated 1032. I'll fix it as I'm moderately kind.
     
  20. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1035: You don't know what Great Britain or the United States of America is anymore
    1036: You've died cause you've been playing 24/7 nonstop
     

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