1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

[HanNorwood]

1157. You wonder why the USA has so many Coffee Houses. After all, they're Austria's UB.

 

[Memoryjar]

1158. Want to set time of life to Marathon instead of standard.

 

[otaman1]

1159. You don't know what dinosaurs are
1160. You think humans popped onto the planet 6014 years ago (4000 BC)

 

[Homusubi]

1161. You think that hunter-gatherers existed after farmers because trapping requires agriculture and animal husbandry.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1162. World ends in 2014? WRONG! World ends in 2050

 

[Alexey86]

1163. I feel succesfull when I dominate a map.

 

[reddishrecue]

1164. You think Starbucks is Austria propaganda/ideology influence.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1165. Why are people pissed about Russia? Parking your units in an allied CS is normal

 

[otaman1]

1166. Rome never got sacked by a group of people called Goths. Rome got sacked by the Byzantine Empire. So your History teacher was wrong

 

[vivalamexico]

1167. Your life goal is to see all the natural wonders of CiV before you die

1168. You wonder why Bolivia isn't richer than the US...with all those useless mountain tiles, they would be mad not to work Potosi!

1169. You scoff at the true location of Krakatoa. It has to be on a 1hex island

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[Homusubi]

1166. Rome never got sacked by a group of people called Goths. Rome got sacked by the Byzantine Empire. So your History teacher was wrong

1166. Rome never got sacked by a group of people called Goths. Rome got sacked by the Shoshone Empire. So your History teacher was wrong. Again.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1166. Rome never got sacked by a group of people called Goths. Rome got sacked by the Shoshone Empire. So your History teacher was wrong. Again.

1167. Rome never got sacked by a group called Shoshone. Rome got sacked by the Indian Empire. So your history teacher was wrong. AGAIN

 

[senshidenshi]

1172. You're wondering why Tanzania isn't an international powerhouse when it has Mount Kilimanjaro AND Lake Victoria!

 

[seanflokstra7]

1171 (I think). You're wondering why Tanzania isn't an international powerhouse when it has Mount Kilimanjaro AND Lake Victoria!

It's 1172.

 

[senshidenshi]

Damn. Got Greninja'd. Updated, at least.

 

[Heerlo]

1173: You deny that the British ever burned Washington, because capitals can't be razed.
1174: You then consider the possibility that real life might have been using the Raze Capitals mod, and thus, that the British may have actually burned Washington.
1175: You then conclude that Washington can't be the actual capital of the United States now, because it would have to be refounded, and you can't make it the capital again.

 

[otaman1]

1176. But you don't get why the capital of America is named after a leader
1177. And you don't know if that leader was a King or Emperor of America.
1178. You're teacher says he was a President, but his title says Emperor Washington the Terrible
1179. You're starting to think CiV is more real than real life
1180. And what is a British? Is it some type of Celtic and English mix?

 

[seanflokstra7]

1181. Canada? What is Canada, eh? What are you talking aboot?

 

[reddishrecue]

1182. You think palenque is the capital of central America.
1183. You think truck drivers make the big bucks.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1184. I don't care what you tell me mom, I'm going to live in Chichen Itza
1185. When people tell you the first person to climb Mount Everest isn't Carthaginian, you get confused