1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

[senshidenshi]

1186. You think camels are indigenous to South America.

 

[reddishrecue]

1187. You think Russia is your mother and America your father.
1188. You wonder why there aren't any female leaders from the Americas.

 

[senshidenshi]

1189. You are unsure why Poland isn't a world powerhouse, what with such a good ability.

 

[DaNuke]

1190. You are in civfanatics forums! lol

 

[DudewiththeFood]

1186. You think camels are indigenous to South America.

1191. You know that camels are horses and being different species is a conspiracy theory.
1192. You wonder how Russians could clone horses before they knew about Biology- never mind Ecology.
1193. You believe there is no iron in Mexico otherwise Jaguars would be extinct by now.
1194. You stab a turtle with two masts and call it coastal defence.

 

[senshidenshi]

1195. You think the African Forest Elephant became extinct due to competition from Naresuan's Elephants.

 

[reddishrecue]

1196. You wonder why you can't embark in real life when you are next to the shore.
1197. You wonder why wearing glasses and optics technology still don't get you to embark.
1198. You see an average offshore platform on the shore but it is still very big at a distance.
1199. You wonder why you can't plunder when you're driving in the city.

 

[otaman1]

1199. No. Russia and America don't have nukes. Russia has horses, America has eagle vision, and India has all the nukes.

 

[reddishrecue]

1201. When you say no, you say 'mana' instead.

 

[vivalamexico]

1195. You think the African Forest Elephant became extinct due to competition from Naresuan's Elephants.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1202. Camels are horses in disguise. Just ask Harun-Al Rashid

 

[senshidenshi]

1203. You are confused as to why people didn't ride camels back in the day, what with the limited number of horses and stuff.

 

[CaterpillarKing]

1204. You have dreams about new strategies to conquer the world.


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[otaman1]

1205. Today, 17 March, Napoleon became king of Italy but you think he conquered and annexed Rome.
1206. You don't know what this year represents.

 

[seanflokstra7]

1207. You don't count with years, but with turns.

 

[reddishrecue]

You wait for the ais to finish their turn.

 

[otaman1]

1209. Russia annexed Kiev, not Crimea
1210. What is Italy?

 

[senshidenshi]

1211. 1500 AD? Please, Brazil was founded in 4000 BC!

 

[bison21]

1209. Russia annexed Kiev, not Crimea
1210. What is Italy?

 

[senshidenshi]

1212. Brazil still has serious land disputes with the Incas.