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1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Darth Caesar, Sep 19, 2010.

  1. neoaspilet11

    neoaspilet11 Chieftain

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    1219. when western foreigners talk inside a bus or train, you try to compare how they talk with Bismark to check if they are Germans. i actually did this.
     
  2. PrimoXanthous

    PrimoXanthous ~ knightmare13 ~

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    1220. when it's already 4 years (right?) and yet you can't still move on from this game. Played EU4 for a month, Rome 2 for a weeks then your heart still attached to this simple wonderful game. :king:

    1221. when your friend tells you that you just wasted 4 years of your life playing some stupid game and then you punch him in the face and saying that. " I learn a lot from that game, like Gandhi is not really a pacifist, Cassimir is a Psycho, Theodora is a sloth, and you could destroy an entire army of tanks with just a bunch of spearman with right combination of promotion "
     
  3. Teproc

    Teproc King

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    1222. You wonder why Tanzania isn't a major superpower. I mean seriously, they spawn next to Lake Victoria AND Mount Kilimandjaro !
     
  4. seanflokstra7

    seanflokstra7 Prince

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    1223. Why would North Korea want to nuke South Korea, they're one country, right?
     
  5. TPangolin

    TPangolin Just the worst person

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    You just described my Wednesday night ritual in front of the mirror.

    Wait, did I say that out loud?
     
  6. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    Not really. We could see them split. The northern part is pressured by Order and the southern part is pressured by Freedom.
     
  7. seanflokstra7

    seanflokstra7 Prince

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    1224. You believe Nelson Mandela is a descendant of Shaka
     
  8. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1225. You don't know who Nelson Mandela is
    1226. You don't know who Barack Obama is
    1227. You don't know who Vladimir Putin is
     
  9. ZeroFrance

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    1228. You wait for the creation of a civilization with Mandela.
    1229. You already try to guess who will be the leaders playeable in Civilization VI
     
  10. Brenador

    Brenador Warlord

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    1230. You feel happy because of the mere fact that there are so many Natural Wonders in the world.
    1231. You think archaeologists make good politicians because they can't be bought.
    1232. You go to Amazon and try to purchase something with Faith.
     
  11. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1233. You revive a dead thread
     
  12. Sarin

    Sarin Prince

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    1234: When you think that all the problems with Middle East could be fixed if EU would whip out a few Great Prophets and sent them there-they surely must have tons of faith stocked up with so many cathedrals around....
     
  13. Patrick Pelikan

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    I laughed too hard at that, people in the office are staring now, thanks:D
     
  14. reddishrecue

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    1235. When you take a toothbrush and mouthwash to a mormon team.
     
  15. krickets

    krickets Chieftain

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    lol wikipedia even says it is mountainous with lots of forest for production. perhaps the zulu took them out early?
     
  16. reddishrecue

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    1236. When your parents have a sense of humor and you think you're Alexander.
    1237. When you fail to beat deity many times with UP civilizations.
    1238. When you stay UP.
     
  17. krickets

    krickets Chieftain

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    1237. when you're in school or at work you contemplate about denouncing someone.

    1238. you think geeze I wonder if I'm getting enough culture to have a golden age.
     
  18. krickets

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    1239. If someone ever attacks you you wonder how much damage they'll do and how long you'll hold off if you just fortify and heal every turn.

    1240. Becoming a scientist is super easy. You simply work a university slot. And then you realize you're playing civ 5 instead of trying to pass organic chemistry and reality brings you back into the real world ;/
    Ugh, personally experiencing this one right now.
     
  19. DWilson

    DWilson Where am I? What turn is it?

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    You think that:

    1241. Samurai can force people into the fishing industry, at any point in time.
    1242. Only Assyria can learn things when they conquer cities. But only one thing!
    1243. The Great Wall makes foreigners move in slow motion.
     
  20. Salvatierra

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    1244. You think that Egypt had used very bad his UA because they only built the Piramids and the Great Lighthouse.

    1245. Taking a look to the actual demographics, you realize that India has gone to far with his UA.

    1246. You greet a US marine from the distance and he does not see you, and you immediately think that he must be an infiltrated spy from another country.
     

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