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1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Darth Caesar, Sep 19, 2010.

  1. stormtrooper412

    stormtrooper412 Peacemongering Turtlesaur

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    1247. You wonder why Zulus don't control all of Africa with all those Impis
    1248. How the hell did Russia go into space ahead of Poland, did they deliberately not pick Rationalism
    1249. Brazil proposed the International Games but lost to Germany because they weren't in their GA
     
  2. Heerlo

    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    1250: You think the UK has more spies than any other country.
     
  3. reddishrecue

    reddishrecue Deity

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    1251: You start trying to steal technologies more often and rely on the OP civilizations more.
    1252: You start considering "they" a religion.
     
  4. Biologist

    Biologist Researcher

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    1253: You wonder why world leaders don't just download the InfoAddict app to their smartphone to instantly know the exact economic and military capabilities of all other nations.
     
  5. Acken

    Acken Deity

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    1254: You sometimes dream of it ><
     
  6. Peter Sagan

    Peter Sagan Warlord

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    This. I've had it for a couple of times. I mean, it's not that illogical because I often play around 2 hours before I go to sleep and it's still grinding your brains when laying in bed, but it's really weird in the morning :lol: I would understand it if some parts of my game would appear in a way, but sometimes I dream complete new games. Crazy.
     
  7. Tyrantis

    Tyrantis Chieftain

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  8. Arjav Jain

    Arjav Jain The CIVVER

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    Your friend walked into a room, took something and walked out and your brain couldn't accept what had happened because you were expecting him to do it in turns.
     
  9. Arjav Jain

    Arjav Jain The CIVVER

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    Now you think you should have not done open borders treaty
     
  10. Heerlo

    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    1255: You're afraid a RL civilization will win a victory and not click "Just One More Turn", thus bringing the world to an end.
     
  11. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    1258**: You revive a dead chat
     
  12. Brenador

    Brenador Warlord

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    1259: You wonder how that missionary was killed on North Sentinel Island because everyone knows missionaries get captured not killed
    1260: You are in a checkout line and you ask if you can purchase your items with Faith
    1261: You see teenagers hanging out near your house and ask them if they are planning to declare war
    1262: You have lots of other strategy games you have barely started playing but you still decide to conquer the world as Montezuma on a huge map for the third time
    1263: Your Facebook friend posts asking for health advice and you suggest that they pillage a trading post
     
  13. king96bill

    king96bill Chieftain

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    1264. You say that you play civilization V too much before it has come out.
    1265. You try to finish all your homework for the rest of the week so you can play non-stop.
    1266. You've learned a new language just from civ 5 diplomacy.
    1267. When playing risk, you get angry when someone has more than 1 unit in a territory.
    1268. You end this post so you can finish #1265

    Moderator Action: Fixed clue numbering -- Browd
     
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