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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    This is based on the 1000 clues you played too much Civ V thread.

    The thread has been renamed as Civ VI is now out.

    Let me begin:

    1. You believe that priests attack each other using lightning bolts
    2. You believe that the Roman Empire collapsed due to air conditioning
    3. You believe that Mt. Kilimanjaro is awesome, except for the lack of Wi-Fi
     
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  2. The Highwayman

    The Highwayman Chieftain

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    I all of a sudden want to go wherever dogs go when they die.
     
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  3. playshogi

    playshogi Chieftain

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    I believe the Dead Sea provides fresh water.
     
  4. ales_

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    6. You believe there'll be only 10 civs in the game.
     
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  5. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    7. You believe that Southeast Asians and native Americans don't exist (at launch for those who don't pre-order)
     
  6. Cywil

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    8. You think you speak Scythian but nobody underrrstands you.
     
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  7. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    9. You believe that only Japanese people know how to manufacture electronics and they have done so once they learned how to industrialize
     
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  8. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    You have a 10 page spreadsheet detailing everything you've learned.
     
  9. gunnergoz

    gunnergoz Cat Herder

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    11. You delete Civ V from your HD and then realize you have nothing to pass the time with for the next 4 days.
     
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    12. You have 10 text messages of youre girfriend who is asking why you dont respond
     
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  11. Sagax

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    13. You are not that hyped about release anymore.
     
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  12. joncnunn

    joncnunn Senior Java Wizard Moderator

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    14. You criticize the real life locations of the districts of the city in which you live; (if the district had been __ instead of ___ then it would have gotten an adjacency bonus)
     
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    15. You believe God has a very thick Polish accent.
     
  14. Bkeela

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    16. You're already annoyed at auto-cycling and in your face notifications blocking the map/UI functions.
     
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    nzcamel Warlord

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    17. Your accent is slowly slipping into Yorkshire dialect.



    (edit: spelling)
     
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  16. DCParry

    DCParry Chieftain

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    Whenever you come to even a slight incline, you stop, wait a minute, and then walk up it next turn.
     
  17. JMValentine

    JMValentine Chieftain

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    You are concerned about the AI at launch.
    You are bored by the let's plays and would like to start a game yourself.
     
  18. mnf

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    You pause before walking over the gutter because you need to have full movement points to cross it.
     
  19. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    22. You believe that all infantry resembles the American design
    23. You believe that all tanks are of the M4 Sherman design
     
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    You believe there is no happiness in the world
     

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