1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[Victoria]

I think I just weed myself

 

[Brenador]

277. You expect to get a good education because you are going to a university near mountains

278. You feel more productive if you live near a factory

279. You read about military mobilization so you can declare a war of territorial expansion on your neighbor

280. You consider moving to Buenos Aires because everything you buy there makes you happy

 

[Kimiimaro]

280. You consider moving to Buenos Aires because everything you buy there makes you happy

281. You think that people of Zanzibar must be very happy because Zanzibar is the only place on earth to have Cinnamon and Cloves.

 

[WillowBrook]

281. You think that people of Zanzibar must be very happy because Zanzibar is the only place on earth to have Cinnamon and Cloves.

Except for up to 12 cities in that one country in the world that happens to have that largest diplomatic corps living in Zanzibar at the moment.

 

[God of Kings]

282. You consider moving to Brussels to learn how to construct wonders.

283. You consider moving to Hong Kong to learn how to divert industry to other purposes aside from manufacturing or constructing anything of substance (aside from spaceship parts and nuclear weapons).

 

[Kimiimaro]

284. You believe that Polish people are horrible voice actors.

285. You believe that Philip II was religious maniac that liked to shout and furiously swing his sword.

 

[Leyrann]

284. You believe that Polish people are horrible voice actors.

285. You believe that Philip II was religious maniac that liked to shout and furiously swing his sword.

He was a maniac though. That's why we declared independence from him.

 

[Kimiimaro]

He was a maniac though. That's why we declared independence from him.

Maybe he was, but he was also called "El Prudente", which means "The Prudent" in Spanish. In game, he is also constantly shouting and swinging his silver rapier.

 

[Timothy001]

286. You realize, that Canada, at 150 years old, is at a severe disadvantage to all the other leaders who started ~250-300 turns earlier.

 

[Victoria]

287. You think Canada is at a severe disadvantage for settling near tundra

 

[Timothy001]

288. Being from Canada, You think Polar bears and Beavers should be luxury resources, and The North Pole should be a world wonder.

 

[Leyrann]

289. Being from the Netherlands, you think the Deltaworks should be a world wonder.

(also I assume you mean natural wonder?)

 

[CivCube]

290. You annoy your D&D group when you level up because you keep referring to your character's civics.

291. They don't like you as a GM, either. You always base your setting on the random map you're playing, which changes every session.

292. You keep a running tally of modifiers with people in your daily life. This doesn't make you very popular, so you start complaining about how crazy everyone's "artificial intelligence" is. This also fails to appeal to others, for some reason.

293. You're more suspicious of dog walkers than your teeth fillings. What information are they collecting?

294. You've decided that playgrounds are barbarian camps. This does not sit well with the police.

295. Since your arrest, you've decided that you're actually a builder and you're waiting for your civ to bail you out.

 

[JaeChunDaeSung]

You start thinking of having money as being miserable in comfort.

 

[God of Kings]

You start thinking of having money as being miserable in comfort.

That's #296

 

[Heinage]

297. Torrential rain brings flooding, creating - temporarily - a new stream through your town... and you go "yessssss, that's 5 housing"

 

[Leyrann]

297. Torrential rain brings flooding, creating - temporarily - a new stream through your town... and you go "yessssss, that's 5 housing"

298. You consider 297 a weird statement - you already have a river in your town, so what would a second matter?

 

[Kimiimaro]

299. You think that Kongolese people had the biggest palaces, because they could contain five works of art.

300. You have the feeling that you have to eliminate Persia every time you play as Tomyris, just because your ability is called "Killer of Cyrus".

 

[Timothy001]

289. Being from the Netherlands, you think the Deltaworks should be a world wonder.

(also I assume you mean natural wonder?)

Yes. As natural wonder, it could have a science base.

 

[Tyroq]

1. You believe that priests attack each other using lightning bolts

301. You do something like this for a living:

I challenge you to theological combat!