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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    499a. You believe that the Cree also claim the lakes and seas their merchants travelled through as well.
     
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    501. You believe that the Hudson's Bay Company photoshopped the image of Poundmaker below to include a Hudson's Bay point blanket:

     
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    502. You leave behind wearing the Hudson's Bay Point Blanket for the new and chic Poundmaker Jacket.
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    503 You're too hype waiting for release of the expansion the beginning of 2018 and forgets David Production had not announces Vento Aureo yet


    *my apologize just had to do it
     
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    504. You believe that Poundmaker is named as such after he constructed the Big Ben.

    He made plenty of £, hence his name.
     
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    Groan! :cringe: That's the worst pun I've read in a while.
     
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    505. Tuesday is now your favorite day of the week!!!
     
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    Most AAA video games are released on Tuesdays as well.
     
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    506. Wednesday is your second favorite day, but only if the have a Livestream.

    507. You get mad at the Livestream, when they troll us about revealing the Civilpedia, twice.
     
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    508. You believe that the most elite of the special ops are trained in the plains and forests of Saskatchewan.
    508a. You convince every government in the world to hire the Cree to join the special ops.
     
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    509. You have to decide when you build a Okihcitaw to make it either a Plains Cree or a Woods Cree.
     
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    510. When you hear about the Cree controversy in Canada, you are at a loss for words because you don't know why someone would denounce you that way because you already love the Cree and wonder who wouldn't, but you are mystified even more because you ask yourself: "When did Canada appear in Civ VI?"
     
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    511. I'm on vacation in Paris and still log into civfanatics every day to keep up with the latest expansion news!
     
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    512. You became shocked that your hobby is much more mainstream than you think, because news services as venerable as the CBC are covering it.
     
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    513. You petition to the Canadian government to exonerate Poundmaker, especially given how he is equal in status to the likes of various leaders such as Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Mahatma Gandhi, Qin Shi Huang, Teddy Rossevelt, Montezuma I, Queen Victoria, Trajan, John Curtin, and many others, which cannot be said for any Canadian prime minister as of yet.
     
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    514. You realize the "Baby boom" was a product of 'chopping' all the cattle (buffalo) tiles into burgers.
    515. You tell the neighbors kid, "Food is where babies come from".
     
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    That definitely explains why it's possible for gluttonous men to look "pregnant."
     
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    516. You believe that Hojo Tokimune's babysitter sang lullabies that are about her hating her job.

    Note that the Japanese theme is based on the Itsuki Lullaby, which contains verses about the singer hating her job.
     
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    517. You research and learn more about an indigenous people 2000 miles away from home in the past 4 days than you have in the past 40 years.
     
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    518. After such vehement research, you move to Canada, join the Cree Nation just to play the Cree with the Cree Nation Headman who you know is a die hard fan of Civ VI and is putting up a fuss because he just wants Aspyr to finally release, for goodness sake, the Fall Patch/DLC06 and have a concurrent release of R&F with Windows in order to play with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (another closeted fan) the day Poundmaker is exonerated.
     
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