1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

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519. You believe that Georgia (the American state) is named after Georgia (the country), since Georgia (the country) is under a perpetual Golden Age
520. You believe that white supremacists consider themselves of Georgian (the country) descent, given the perpetual Golden Age there, hence the term "Caucasian"
521. You believe that Tamar and Tomyris are long lost cousins
 
522. After looking at Tamar, you think brown is the new white.
 
526 You withhold Religion from Mvemba just to get him to throw his stick away, because it makes you laugh.
527 You read every numbered post in this thread to check noone else had already posted your comment, because you want a domination win.
528 It's taken you 2 weeks to read this thread, whilst playing Civ.
529 The fireman standing in your living room explains that noone has heard from you for a fortnight and you'll need to replace the lock on your door yourself.
530 You let a dog walker get away because Alert is broken.
 
531. You make memes out of all the leaders and make some your avatars while putting the rest in an album for everybody to look at.
 
534. Some Mondays turn out to be one of your favorite days of the week.
 
537. You're lucky and you get home earlier, so you will be able to see the Twitter leaks as soon as they appear and you won't have to read 10 pages of content discussing the new Civ that you missed, but you get nothing. You immediately think that Firaxis is a horrible troll, and then you think that entire week is going to suck.
 
538. You get into a debate on whether Carthage needs to be a Civ and then it turns out it does. Next the debate goes to whether the Cothon should be a district replacement or a building in that said district.
 
539. You think you are the smartest one (for those who don't play higher than prince).
540. You believe that discovering a technology is not an achievement and just a matter of time. :rolleyes:
 
541. You realize its the end of your work day and there will not be a new civ reveal tomorrow, so your sitting at home feeling like all life is hopeless and you just dread tomorrows long day.
 
544. You're fluent in Nahuatl, Latin, Ancient Greek, Old Nubian and Khmer. But your vocaulary seems to be limited to military, diplomatic and religious subjects...and weird proverbs.
 
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