1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[God of Kings]

622. You believe that the Maori can write, but they cannot write fiction. No wonder why Great Writers don't want to come to Maori lands.

 

[agonistes]

594 Feb 14 2019. You spot a gathering storm as you have to chose between playing the new expansion or having a romantic Valentines dinner with your other half.

623. You craftily plan ahead and hire someone to take your other half out to a romantic valentine's dinner so you can stay home and civ.

And don't notice they aren't back by 4am because you are too busy with a Hungary-Ottoman shootout.

 

[Disgustipated]

624: Your ancestors were born in the middle of the ocean, and ended up where you are by choosing a random direction

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

624: Your ancestors were born in the middle of the ocean, and ended up where you are by choosing a random direction

625: you're damn glad said ancestors didn't stop at that southern tundra island they first came across

 

[Guandao]

626: You believe the Maori don't harvest any food from their farms, leaving it there.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

627. The Lord of the Rings film trilogy was made because of an alliance between England and America after England took over the Maori lands and could fill the land with writing for Peter Jackson to eventually read and then go to the states for the Film Studios for help to make them.

 

[WillowBrook]

626: You believe the Maori don't harvest any food from their farms, leaving it there.

628. You finally realize how weird the harvesting mechanic is in Civ VI, as well as the whole bonus resource mechanism for agricultural products.

 

[Ziad]

629. You have an exuberant and arguably unhealthy investment in the inclusion of a certain civilization in the coming expansion.

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

630: you hate the weekends and love workdays because marketing announcements never come on the weekends (except once, the Kongo FL was released during a weekend convention).

 

[rattatatouille]

631: 11pm on Tuesdays local time is always the best time.

632: you're miffed that the gameplay livestreams happen when you're asleep.

 

[Disgustipated]

633: The reason why the U.S. has yet to attack Canada is because their mounties are too close to their national parks, making them impossible to defeat.

 

[Villager720]

634: You sighed as you passed your Canadian coworker a second ago.

 

[God of Kings]

635a. You believe that Canadians are immune to surprise attacks (though having two people attack a Canadian at once is still possible).
625b. You believe that Canadians need to have one other person in order to make surprise attacks.
636. You believe that Whitehorse and Yellowknife make excellent farming locations.
637. You believe that Hungary is the only country in the Old World to have chili peppers before Christopher Columbus set sail.

 

[rattatatouille]

638: You can't watch Moana without the Maori's bonuses at the back of your mind.

639: You wonder why K-Pop is popular when Civ has taught you that Korea's strength is in Science, not Culture.

 

[God of Kings]

640. Here's a few for Canadians (with the exception of section d):

a. If you are a student in an elementary, middle, or high school, during the morning before the school announcement, you listen to the music played over the PA and you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket while standing up (yes, O Canada is played at the start of every school day; Canada does not have a direct equivalent of the Pledge of Allegiance that students have to recite).
b. If you are at a sporting event, every time the anthems are played, you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket.
c. If you are watching a state funeral held in Canada, before the ceremonies, you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket.
d. If you are attending Ateneo de Manila University in the Philippines, when the graduation hymn is played, you don't think of the Virgin Mary. Instead, you think of that blue Canadian $5 bill.


It's polymer and it has a transparent window

641. Whenever you play as Canada and/or have Canada as an opponent, you keep having the urge to stand up, close your eyes, and place your right hand over your heart (and your headphones too if you are wearing them).

642. When watching the original series of Star Trek or the movies involving the crew of the original Enterprise, you believe that Laurier is a Vulcan in disguise.






Oh, and if you are a Canadian, please don't vandalize the $5 bill in any way.

 

[Leyrann]

640. Here's a few for Canadians (with the exception of section d):

a. If you are a student in an elementary, middle, or high school, during the morning before the school announcement, you listen to the music played over the PA and you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket while standing up (yes, O Canada is played at the start of every school day; Canada does not have a direct equivalent of the Pledge of Allegiance that students have to recite).
b. If you are at a sporting event, every time the anthems are played, you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket.
c. If you are watching a state funeral held in Canada, before the ceremonies, you immediately think of the $5 bill in your pocket.
d. If you are attending Ateneo de Manila University in the Philippines, when the graduation hymn is played, you don't think of the Virgin Mary. Instead, you think of that blue Canadian $5 bill.


It's polymer and it has a transparent window

641. Whenever you play as Canada and/or have Canada as an opponent, you keep having the urge to stand up, close your eyes, and place your right hand over your heart (and your headphones too if you are wearing them).

642. When watching the original series of Star Trek or the movies involving the crew of the original Enterprise, you believe that Laurier is a Vulcan in disguise.






Oh, and if you are a Canadian, please don't vandalize the $5 bill in any way.

What I learned from this: Canadians worship $5 bills.

 

[Guandao]

643. You believe Indie Rock Bands can destabilize parts of a country after a performance.

 

[God of Kings]

643. You believe Indie Rock Bands can destabilize parts of a country after a performance.

644a. You believe that praying hard enough creates rock bands.
644b. You believe that atheists don't know how to form rock bands.
644c. You are bewildered as to why some religious groups don't approve of rock bands, even the religious group dominant in the civ of the rock band's origins. You tell them about 644a and 644b to convince some of the more culturally conservative members to appreciate rock music.

 

[rattatatouille]

645: You have a list of names prepared for your Rock Bands for each civ you play (ex. Rush for Canada, Queen for England, Eagles for America, Sepultura for Brazil, AC/DC for Australia, X Japan for Japan, and so on).

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

646: You can't seem to find information on when The Civil Unrests will be playing in your area