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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. rattatatouille

    rattatatouille Chieftain

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    647: When it comes to famous tunnels, you don't think of the Chunnel or the one in the Alps. Rather, you think of the Andes.
    648: You think if everyone just held on to their slings until the medieval era then they'd be much stronger.
     
  2. slyone14

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    649. Although you understand the greatness that is the band Civil Unrest’s, you worship and plan to travel the world with Carl’s Carls And officially label yourself a groupie
     
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  3. slyone14

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    650. Your friends think your insane and need to seek help when they ask if you have a date for Valentine’s Day, and you reply “yes, it’s Civ 6; the Gathering Storm “ and she’s gonna rock my world
     
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  4. Disgustipated

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    651: You realize throughout history only the Incas have been able to travel and hike through mountains until the industrial age when we were able to blast open tunnels. But the Incas could only do so in places designated with small stone arches.
     
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  5. Disgustipated

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    652: You realize small robots may be powered by electricity from batteries, but giant ones need nuclear reactors to power them.

    653: Helicopters don't use jet fuel to run, but their engines actually consume aluminum.

    654: It takes the Incas the same amount of time to cross 1 mountain as it does many mountains in a mountain range.
     
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  6. MaryKB

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    655: When your store's out of stock for something you want to buy, you think it's because your country lost access to an amenity.
     
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  7. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    656: Given that Canada always wants to participate in every kind of emergency, you believe that Canada is consistently host of World's Fairs (just like Montreal 67 and Vancouver 86 (and Ontario Place in Toronto)), consistently hosts and is the top medal winner in the World Games (not just in winter sports, but in summer sports as well (and more than just trampolining)), is a major contributor to the International Space Station (thank Chris Hadfield), donates almost everything for disaster aid relief, consistently wins the Nobel Peace Prize (thank Lester B. Pearson), and participates in other emergencies (even as the target civ).
     
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  8. Revolutionist_8

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    657: When you walk in your city and see numerous financial institutions so you imagine that "ahh, yes this is the commercial hub", then you walk next to some theatres and museums and you are like "so this is the theater square". Then as you walk past next to an architectural gem and you're debating with yourself that if that wonder actually worth the tile and shouldn't a Neighbourhood have been built there instead considering how many people are living in your city.

    ( ... meanwhile ofc you're imagining the adjacency bonuses and how you'd have done differently ... )
     
  9. rattatatouille

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    658: Knowing that you live in a suburb means that you also live in a Neighborhood instead of the City Center.
    659: You spend hours modding England's double trade route exploit back in to the game.
     
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  10. Alexander's Hetaroi

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    660. Giant Death Robots are able to cross water, but you're still puzzled as to why helicopters need a boat.
     
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    661. You wonder whether GDRs should carry a sign saying "I am NOT a helicopter".
     
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  12. Disgustipated

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    662: When you walk through cities such as London you wonder how they were able to build a an archaeological museum and an art museum in the same city. You think England is cheating to get a cultural victory.

    Edit: changed number to 662
     
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  13. Alexander's Hetaroi

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    663. Or when you visit Rio de Janeiro you wonder how do they have a Copacabana when they already have a zoo and multiple stadiums. Brazilians must be happy all the time.
    Except Pedro when you get recruit another great person he wants.
     
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  14. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    Please renumber yours to 660.

    Please renumber yours to 661.

    662

    663

    Here's the next one:

    664: You believe that the Art of War represents the pinnacle of all Maori writing in the past, present, and future.
     
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    Sorry, must have been a combination of a typo and/or blindness. :crazyeye:
    665. You wonder how the Varu is able to do the haka war dance.
     
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    666. You're not having Turkey for Christmas dinner, since they're not available until GS comes out.
     
  17. Republic of San Montuoso

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    667. When you see the time taken for some buildings or projects to be built in your cities, you hope that your government adopted Skyscrappers or at least that you had a decent governor with a proper name and not your mayor that isn't even immortal
     
  18. comatosedragon

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    668) You shout out "DON-KEY BRONK" anytime you move a settler.
     
  19. Disgustipated

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    #669 With Interstate 15/US 95 construction taking so long you wish traffic construction workers would go to the nearby mountain (Mt. Charleston) and chop some trees so it can be done faster. Pave those roads with trees. Or maybe you are just rushing another trader who has asphalt under his tires and lays roads magically.
     
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  20. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    That is Clue #669.
     

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