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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    690. You realize that you need to purchase numerous external power packs, because you became addicted to playing Civ on an iOS device or the Switch when you are away from your gaming rig while you are on vacation or in your cottage.
     
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  2. RohirrimElf

    RohirrimElf Chieftain

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    691. I’ve downloaded baba yetu (christopher tin) on spotify. And lisstened more to this song then “zoutelande” (dutch song) and “here comes the sun” lately. 2 of my most popular songs of the moment. I even tried to find shaka’s midieval theme for civ 6 but could not find it. + some Georgia themed songs. Damn you spotify.
     
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  3. Ferocitus

    Ferocitus Warlord

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    692. I saw two ants scurrying across my lounge room floor. Scouts. Their little cavalry can't be too far behind.
     
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  4. Victoria

    Victoria Regina Supporter

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    692. You invite your distant friend Mali to the beach because you do not want to get hungry.
    693. You wonder why you never feel happier when entering public amenities.
     
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  5. Revolutionist_8

    Revolutionist_8 Chieftain

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    694: You've seen the leader meeting scenes so often you memorized their sayings and actings so you try to utilize this knowledge by helping lost tourists in your city by repeating those quotes according to their country

    (...and then you bear the consequence of their disbelief as they are staring at you like: "what the hell is this guy talkin' about being the first emperor of the middle-kingdom?...)
     
  6. pxpdoo

    pxpdoo Ninja Burger Fry Cook

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    I can identify real historical Civs, Wonders, and People, and beat entire Jeopardy categories. And when they say "How did you know that?" I simply reply "Video Games."
     
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  7. Ondolindë

    Ondolindë Chieftain

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    695. You want to move and live in the desert because you know somehow that you will have lots of food and faith that everything will be just fine.
     
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  8. Weraptor

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    696. You believe Mansa Musa bought all Mali architecture with his endless gold. Maybe except The University of Sankoré.
     
  9. Guandao

    Guandao Rajah of Minyue and Langkasuka

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    I think this counts as a clue. The next clue should be 698.
     
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  10. Weraptor

    Weraptor Chieftain

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    697. You're looking for that Sumerian guy you were supposed to meet at the gym. Disappointed, you go to the local bar only to find out that the fun black dude is missing as well. Was it all just in your head?
     
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  11. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    As a devout Muslim he wouldn't be hanging out in a bar.
     
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  12. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Warlord

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    699: As Mansa Musa you have no desire to build University of Sankore since it doesn't benefit your international trade routes, leave that to someone living in South America.

    adjusted my number to reflect this

    Doesn't Islam have something about all that gold either? I'm asking, as I don't know anything about that religion. Seems strange to have all that gold and be a devout Muslim.
     
  13. WillowBrook

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    Kings get to have as much gold as they can get, no matter their religion.
     
  14. Republic of San Montuoso

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    700. You know that money can buy happiness, and as proof, you just show the jolly belly of Mussa smiling at you and dancing while you sell to him your diplomatic favors.
     
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  15. Victoria

    Victoria Regina Supporter

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    701. You notice that your civ has just converted to Islam and you put down your ham sandwich.

    "what is reality papa?"
     
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    702. You have strange visions in your sleep of a conga line of a barbarians stalking a trader with a Mandekalu Cavalry beside it, for all eternity...
     
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    703. Whenever a new "Mail" notification appears on your computer screen, you think it is an email from "Mali".
     
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    704: You wonder why semi trailers (lorries) and cargo ships can't drive/sail through hurricanes, tornados, volcanos, sandstorms, and floods like they can in game.
     
  19. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    705: You believe that the Swedes settled colonies throughout the world to maximize their yields from their open-air museums.
    706: You believe that Kristina is Jadwiga's older nerdy sister.
    707: You believe that Caroleans become stronger if they stood still.
    708a: You believe that other nations (except Brazil of course) like it when Sweden gains Great People.
    708b: You believe that Sweden is Brazil's worst enemy and vice-versa.
    709: You believe that the Nobel Peace Prize is Swedish.
    710: You believe that the British Museum was relocated to Sweden, but upon its move, it ceased to apply to artifacts and began to apply to Great Works of Art instead and became applicable to more buildings such as the Great Library and the Apadana.
     
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