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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. bite

    bite Unoffical Civilization Geographer Moderator

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    733: When you are exhausted from staying up untill 230am to watch a first look that you already knew who it was going to be
     
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  2. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    734. You believe that the Lebanese and Tunisian navies can repair ships fully and immediately upon arriving at a Cothon, no matter how complicated they are.
     
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  3. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    735. You believe that the Lebanese throw the best beach parties and when they show up on your beach, people will go to them and want to become Lebanese.
     
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  4. Ondolindë

    Ondolindë Chieftain

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    736. You believe the founding fathers of Bolivia somehow got a two capital system from Civilization VI: Gathering Storm Phoenicia. And, yes, you believe aliens and time travel were also involved.
     
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  5. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Warlord

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    737: You believe the Phoenicians mated faster and more often than humans of other civilizations and were able to expand into coastal regions all throughout the world because of their sheer numbers of babies.
     
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  6. BrotherInJah

    BrotherInJah 60% of the time works every time

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    738: When playing civ, you read each post about GS on your mobile and watching streams on tv at the same time.
     
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  7. Weraptor

    Weraptor Chieftain

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    739. Yesterday you wore purple clothes all day to honor the Phoenicians.
     
  8. Ondolindë

    Ondolindë Chieftain

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    740. Today you’re still wearing purple clothes to honor Phoenicia and you dyed your hair purple. Who knows what you’ll do tomorrow or Friday or the rest of the week.
     
  9. Weraptor

    Weraptor Chieftain

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    741. You've just returned from a paint store with a bunch of purple to spend the weekend painting walls at home
     
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  10. Disgustipated

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    742: You believe historically Kristina never paid attention during intense negotiations with foreign leaders and instead read her book while standing during these negotiations.
     
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  11. Republic of San Montuoso

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    743. There a snow storm in your town, and you're surprised that your Russian colleague is suffering from it.
     
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    744. You believe it's too soon for the Russian immunity to snowstorms because you know it will naturally develop itself on St. Valentine's day.
     
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  13. Disgustipated

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    745: You believe in the near future there will be no great scientists or great people of any type. Genetic mutations have rendered everyone mediocre.
     
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  14. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    745b. You believe that advances in AI render geniuses obsolete. We can already see that happening now.
     
  15. Timothy001

    Timothy001 Chieftain

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    746. You sit glued to the computer, waiting for a reveal you already know, instead of leaving on time for work.
     
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  16. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    747a. You proclaim your love of Eleanor for Valentine's Day and play as her first thing that day.
    747b. You arrange for a marriage with Eleanor on Valentine's Day.
    747c. You [you know the idea] when you squeeze your monitor when you see Eleanor on the screen.
     
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  17. Alexander's Hetaroi

    Alexander's Hetaroi Warlord

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    748. You stay up until the GS release time, just to install it, knowing that you won't be able to play until you get off of work tomorrow.
     
  18. Fluphen Azine

    Fluphen Azine What is Fluphen Azine?

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    749. Your answer to everyone is.... Later!
     
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  19. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    750: You promised yourself you would go to bed after the install is done, but it's just too tempting to start a game and play a few turns. A few dozen turns. A few hundred turns.
     
  20. Ferocitus

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    751. You hope your partner of 37 years stays in Sydney for another few days because she deserves more time with her relatives.
     

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