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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. Panixs

    Panixs Warlord

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    752: You are starting to check the time every 30 seconds hoping you have fallen into a time warp and GS is already available.
     
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  2. Timothy001

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    753. You start randomly clicking buttons, almost asleep while playing, because you want just one more turn.
     
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  3. Ewsforos

    Ewsforos Chieftain

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    until u tie your left shoe, u have bought a new pair of shoes
     
  4. Ferocitus

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    755. Your family coordinate their mockery of you, e.g.
    Me: I'm not taking 4 gold for horses, you Hungarian twerp!
    Partner: You probably shouldn't call him that.
    Son: Yeah, Dad, that's their word.
     
  5. Disgustipated

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    756: you have the Hungarian music still going in your head when you lay down to sleep. Damn that song is catchy.
     
  6. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    After all, Cinega, Cinega is a Hungarian nursery rhyme. After all, Civ VI has a few other children's songs such as Banaha for the Kongo, along with Japan and Norway's themes being based on lullabies.
     
  7. MaryKB

    MaryKB Vice Princess Supporter

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    757: You're going to put up a stink about something, but then you remember you're Canadian and you have to warn them first.
     
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  8. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    We Canadians are a polite people after all.
     
  9. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    758: you believe so much Ancient Egyptian architecture has survived the millennia due to its intrinsic flood-resistant properties.
     
  10. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    759a: You believe that Canada can be nuked indefinitely without any retribution whatsoever: https://forums.civfanatics.com/threads/nuking-canada-without-declaring-war.642631/

    759b: You believe that we Canadians are so polite that we have no problems being covered in fallout.

    759c: You believe that Gandhi can nuke Canada and everyone (even those skeptical of Gandhi's claims) will still believe that Gandhi is the most peaceful leader in history (or tied with Laurier).

    759d: You believe that Canada is the only country unable to nuke any other country without denouncing them in advance.
     
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  11. MaryKB

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    760: You buy a new hair accessory so you can dress up as Eleanor when you play.

     
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  12. shaglio

    shaglio The Prince of Dorkness

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    you forgot to braid your hair and loop it up (if that's a term).
     
  13. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Deity

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    I don't think that would look too good on me. I don't have enough hair left to secure it to. :D I would say it looks much better on you.

    I think the only thing left is to dress up like Kupe. That's not unusual is it? :scared:
     
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  14. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    Well, if you wish to cosplay as a follicly challenged leader, you could dress up as Gandhi.
     
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  15. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    ...or Jayavarman VII (though in real life, he actually had hair when he ruled the Khmer Empire).
     
  16. MaryKB

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    761: On Monday morning when you should be working, you think "ah forget it" and swivel over to your personal computer to play some more Civilization.
     
  17. Disgustipated

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    I'm not that folliclely challenged yet. I'm still in between. I don't think we have any in between leaders in this game, none I can think of at the moment. They either have luxurious hair like Mathias or none at all. :D
     
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    762. On a Monday morning after you play some more Civilization while at work and where you know you should be working, your boss catches you and you get fired. (Well, at least you’ll have one more turn when you make it home).
     
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    763. On crushing a hapless bug while gardening you say, "Sorry about that".
    Then 1 second later, "England".
     
  20. Disgustipated

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    Mondays for me (after I get off work) are about beer, relaxation, and Civ6. I have my Monday routine now, and I like it. Monday is actually my Friday, so I permit myself to have a few dozen, I'm kidding, not that many. I'm a lightweight now days.

    764: Your group of settlers of your up and coming Mali empire looking at prime fertile land says screw it, we can grow faster in the desert and be more pious while we're at it, so we all get up and move to the middle of the desert to settle our first city.
     
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