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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Warlord

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    780: You realize that 1000 year floods can wipe out every single farm on a river, but the railroads will be just fine.
     
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  2. MaryKB

    MaryKB Vice Princess Supporter

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    781: You no longer worry about global warming, because you don't live on a coastal lowland.
     
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  3. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Warlord

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    782: Despite living in the desert for decades safely, Civ 6 has made me afraid to go outside for fear of a haboob striking me down.
     
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  4. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    783: You believe that military units are willing to recruit themselves to the Malian army for peanuts, just because the Malian city the units are recruited in has a Suguba and an encampment with a military academy, while democratic Mali has suzerainty over Ngazargamu.
    784: You believe that South Africa can have the most powerful of all mechas. No other country can have mechas that become much more powerful from conquering a city. You are convinced that Wakanda is real.
     
  5. Arilian

    Arilian Chieftain

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    785: You travel to North Sentinel because you know that unexplored tribal villages are always friendly and will give you gifts.

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    You are also wondering, why nobody picked up the gift yet in 2000 years.
     
  6. MaryKB

    MaryKB Vice Princess Supporter

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    786: You're looking at someone's screenshot, and you try clicking and dragging so you can see more of what's going on.
     
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  7. Victoria

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    787. You dig up your neighbours flowerbed because you are feeling hungry.
     
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  8. MaryKB

    MaryKB Vice Princess Supporter

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    Hmmm .. I'm afraid I don't get this one? :(
     
  9. Victoria

    Victoria Regina Supporter

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    Pillaging to heal, I must be having a bad day.
     
  10. MaryKB

    MaryKB Vice Princess Supporter

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    Ohhhhh I get it now, lol! I'm sorry, I'm not much of a pillager myself, I rarely ever fight wars.

    Could you also say ..

    788: You think you can improve your grades at school by burning your neighbor's bookshelf
     
  11. Browd

    Browd Dilettante Administrator

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    Close, but better would be "improving your grades by destroying your neighbor's copper mine."
     
  12. Disgustipated

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    789 You think that giant death robots can heal by digging up crops.
     
  13. Eagle Pursuit

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    790: you suspect that if you torch your neighbor's hunting cabin you will find a hoard of gold in the ashes.

    Arson for fun and profit!
     
  14. Victoria

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    791. You become confused after attending a Rolling Stones concert over wether you should be visiting Australia on your next holiday or staying in a hotel in Richmond(UK)
     
  15. Ondolindë

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    792. When you finish your tour of Machu Pichu, you demand to be taken to closest ancient tunnel and expect to be in Cuzco in approximately one or two seconds.
     
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    And it takes so long to get over that habit. :lol:
     
  17. Roy P Cat

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    793. You become confused at all the new mosques in your town the day after a Cat Steven's concert.
     
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  18. Disgustipated

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    794: you wonder why after a concert by a couple popular indie bands last weekend, the people of your city renounced American citizenship and self govern themselves.
     
  19. Eagle Pursuit

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    Admiralty flag! Gold fringe! Sovereign Citizen!
     
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  20. Eagle Pursuit

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    795: You lament that the University of Wyoming would have been the best in the country if only they had built their campus between the Grand Tetons and the Old Faithful instead of the open plains.
     

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