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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. Tyroq

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    796: You're watching Moana and get to the scene near the end with all those boats crossing the ocean and immediately think, "Look at all those settlers!" And then you want to go play a new Maori game.

    797: You think global warming could be a good thing because it will free up sea travel North of Canada and unlock previously unreachable islands.
     
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  2. Disgustipated

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    798: You wonder why modern nations that claim to care about climate change have not abandoned their tanks and kept their military as knights and cavalry to help offset climate change.
     
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  3. Ondolindë

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    799. You all of a sudden can't believe your eyes. It seems that the art style is Civ V's.
     
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  4. God of Kings

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    ...but did not realize that horses need to eat and produce waste.
     
  5. Victoria

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    800 - You see Notre Dame burning and know it is fake because you cannot pillage wonders
     
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  6. Kimiimaro

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    800b - You then remember that Notre Dame is not included as a wonder, and thus, with it being a "simple cathedral", it should actually be easily pillagable.

    It's a real shame that it's happening. Centuries of history being destroyed in few hours. I suppose we can be glad that nobody was killed or hurt by the fire.
     
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  7. Victoria

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    800c - then you remember you are a true fanatic and in your mind, once a wonder, always a wonder.
     
  8. Weraptor

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    800d You are throwing cogs (hammers) onto your monitor and wonder why the cathedral isn't repairing.
     
  9. Disgustipated

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    801: You think Notre Dame cathedral should take under a year to repair with workers flipping their tools around.
     
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  10. MaryKB

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    802: Buying a fleur-de-lis crown for when you're playing as Eleanor of France.

     
  11. Caprikel

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    803: You believe drawing pretty lines in the desert will start causing all the adjacent sand to become edible, productive, and holy.
     
  12. Gloompy

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    a) You watch History documentaries on Youtube to prepare yourself to play Civ 6
    b) You have to watch a History documentary after playing because you're in that "Mood."
    c) You narrate your own game session as if it were an actual History documentary

    I am not proud of the last one. *Goes red face with embarrassment* :o:o:o
     
  13. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    805: You believe that the Bermuda Triangle, Paititi/El Dorado, and the Fountain of Youth are real.
     
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  14. Alexander's Hetaroi

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    806. You wonder why the Netherlands doesn't withdraw itself from the EU so it can contribute to global warming to build more of it's pretty polders.

    807. You drive by seeing people play golf and realize you aren't in Scotland.

    808. You have to cover your plants when a freeze comes because you're not Canadian.

    809. You want to move to Japan during hurricane season.

    809. You want a pandemic mode in the game because now is the perfect time.
     
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  15. RohirrimElf

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    810 delayed upgrading game pc for a year after new frontier got announced. Civ 6 large map is rulling smooth enough.
     
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    811 you see the release date for the first Frontier Pass on May 21 and think, "The next era starts in 4 turns."
     
  17. Pistol90

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    804.

    d) You have two monitors, big one for playing civ, and small one for history documentary playing simultaneously --- side by side
     
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  18. Kimiimaro

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    812. You think it's no wonder that Spain lost the wars of independence in the Americas when you see the Gran Colombian and Bolívar's bonuses they stood against.
     
  19. Alexander's Hetaroi

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    813. And you realized why the Inca lost to the Spanish because their conquistadors found their Qhapaq Ñan.
     
  20. Weraptor

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    814. You think that coca and its product award +1 movement.
     

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