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1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by God of Kings, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    816. You believe that everyone from Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, or Venezuela can outrun everyone else.
    816a. You believe that Olympic athletes from Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, and Venezuela consistently win gold medals.
     
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    817. You realize that building a university next to a mountain is pointless, when you could have learned about Astronomy in the Ancient Era by building it next to plantations and farms.
     
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    818a. You believe that zombies, aliens, vampires, and Cthulhu are real.
    818b. You are disappointed that zombies and aliens will never get to meet vampires and Cthulhu.
     
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    819. You argue that Menelik II's hat is better than João II's hat in Civ IV.
     
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    820. You believe that building an underground church next to many volcanoes is the best way to attract tourists.
     
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    821. You believe that Ethiopian-style praying can summon archaeological museums and archeologists.
    822. You believe that volcanoes, hurricanes, tornadoes, dust storms, and blizzards can't destroy rock-hewn churches thoroughly.
    822a. You believe that pillaged aqueducts don't flood rock-hewn churches.
     
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    823: You believe that the Seattle Kraken NHL team is run by Voidsingers
     
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    Awesome name :)
     
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    823a. You believe that the Seattle Kraken's secondary logo is based on an Old One Obelisk (rather than the Space Needle).
     
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    824. You believe that suck is something good and think (Vancouver) Canucks should change name to Vampires and build gothic castles at their rinks.
     
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    825. You believe that Pachacuti is a misogynist because the music used is called "Siempre Macho," which means "Always Male" in Spanish.
     
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    826. You only get the flashy green apples if you go out to buy food.

    827. If you go out to buy a mechanical device, you ask the salesman how many hammers he needs.

    828. You only purchase stuff with gold.
     
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    829. you are now sponsored by Visine, and get to carry a Visine tote bag around with you.
     
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    I think someone's played too much Civ 5 instead. :mischief:

    830. You've memorized the regular tech and civic tree, so now you have to try and memorize all the different combinations of the new shuffled tech and civics trees.
     
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    831. You believe that the herb basil is named after Basil II of Byzantium.

    832. You believe that the basilisk is also named after Basil II of Byzantium.
     
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    833. You believe Hitler must have sent his tanks to the Hippodrome in Constantinople to pull off those blitzkriegs.
     
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    834. You believe that the word "taxi" (as in a taxicab) is derived from Taxis, and for some odd reason, the term transferred from Byzantine brigades to pre-smartphone ride-hailing services that generally operated within city limits.
     
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