1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[God of Kings]

815. You set your IP address to a Canadian IP address just to watch this CBC-original documentary on the history of the Civ games featuring an exclusive interview with Sid Meier: https://forums.civfanatics.com/threads/cbc-documentary-on-the-civilization-games.658128/

 

[God of Kings]

816. You believe that everyone from Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, or Venezuela can outrun everyone else.
816a. You believe that Olympic athletes from Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, and Venezuela consistently win gold medals.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

817. You realize that building a university next to a mountain is pointless, when you could have learned about Astronomy in the Ancient Era by building it next to plantations and farms.

 

[God of Kings]

818a. You believe that zombies, aliens, vampires, and Cthulhu are real.
818b. You are disappointed that zombies and aliens will never get to meet vampires and Cthulhu.

 

[God of Kings]

819. You argue that Menelik II's hat is better than João II's hat in Civ IV.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

820. You believe that building an underground church next to many volcanoes is the best way to attract tourists.

 

[God of Kings]

821. You believe that Ethiopian-style praying can summon archaeological museums and archeologists.
822. You believe that volcanoes, hurricanes, tornadoes, dust storms, and blizzards can't destroy rock-hewn churches thoroughly.
822a. You believe that pillaged aqueducts don't flood rock-hewn churches.

 

[God of Kings]

823: You believe that the Seattle Kraken NHL team is run by Voidsingers

 

[tedhebert]

823: You believe that the Seattle Kraken NHL team is run by Voidsingers

Awesome name

 

[God of Kings]

Awesome name

Awesome logos:



823a. You believe that the Seattle Kraken's secondary logo is based on an Old One Obelisk (rather than the Space Needle).

 

[AsH2]

824. You believe that suck is something good and think (Vancouver) Canucks should change name to Vampires and build gothic castles at their rinks.

 

[God of Kings]

825. You believe that Pachacuti is a misogynist because the music used is called "Siempre Macho," which means "Always Male" in Spanish.

 

[japanesesamurai]

826. You only get the flashy green apples if you go out to buy food.

827. If you go out to buy a mechanical device, you ask the salesman how many hammers he needs.

828. You only purchase stuff with gold.

 

[agonistes]

829. you are now sponsored by Visine, and get to carry a Visine tote bag around with you.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

826. You only get the flashy green apples if you go out to buy food.

827. If you go out to buy a mechanical device, you ask the salesman how many hammers he needs.

828. You only purchase stuff with gold.

I think someone's played too much Civ 5 instead.

830. You've memorized the regular tech and civic tree, so now you have to try and memorize all the different combinations of the new shuffled tech and civics trees.

 

[God of Kings]

831. You believe that the herb basil is named after Basil II of Byzantium.

832. You believe that the basilisk is also named after Basil II of Byzantium.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

833. You believe Hitler must have sent his tanks to the Hippodrome in Constantinople to pull off those blitzkriegs.

 

[God of Kings]

834. You believe that the word "taxi" (as in a taxicab) is derived from Taxis, and for some odd reason, the term transferred from Byzantine brigades to pre-smartphone ride-hailing services that generally operated within city limits.

 

[Victoria]

835. You cannot understand why the hippodrome is not a water park

 

[Tobizi]

835. You cannot understand why the hippodrome is not a water park

835c. You search for proof, that horses can be well trained in Water Parks and find this: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ving-act-60-foot-platforms-12-feet-water.html