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1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Abaddon, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. Chimera1804

    Chimera1804 King

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    343. You bump this thread :bump: :p

    344. You make a hexogonal smiley....(it's on another computer...I'll post it in a bit...;))
     
  2. Takhisis

    Takhisis Free Hong Kong

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    up yours!
    Is this one good enough?
     
  3. Pinstar

    Pinstar Ringtailed Regent

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    345. You have a sudden urge to play settler's of cattan to pass the time
    346. You begin to bank sick/vacation days at work now to have them ready when Civ V hits
     
  4. Grawss

    Grawss Warlord

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    347. You begin working out twice as hard just so you can veg in a week of Civ.
    348. You call up your parents to talk about it.
     
  5. Chimera1804

    Chimera1804 King

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    Drat that's pretty much what mine looks like....:(

    349. You adjust your 2010-11 school schedule to make sure that you don't have any exams when civ V is released

    350. You also make sure that you'll have maximum Civ V playing time during the next school year.
     
  6. Takhisis

    Takhisis Free Hong Kong

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    up yours!
    Really? I just copied the one from CFC and edited a few pixels in GIMP to make it hexagonal. Tell you something... what if you improve on it?
     
  7. Keipher

    Keipher Chieftain

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    351. You've read all clues to date in one setting.
    352. You laughed aloud a good many times as you did.
    353. Your brother glances at your computer and asks about the Churchill picture. At first it means nothing to you so you ignore him. Seconds later, the humour is so overwhelming any attempts at explanation are futile.
    354. You find yourself suddenly imagining new relaxing benefits and rapidly improving artistic finesse as you doodle out hexagons.
    35V. It is easy to believe that the majority of these clues were taken from real life.
    356. You used to spend spare moments drinking beer, eating junk food, and losing sleep as you cranked out "just one more turn..."; instead you finally decide to ask the chick at the liquor store out, begin working out, surfing, partying without LAN, and living real life as you explain to your friends that you'll likely be "hexed this fall..."
    :goodjob:
     
  8. crismac

    crismac Warlord

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    357.You have pre-ordered the game already and it doesn't even come out for another 6 months. :blush: :D
     
  9. Keipher

    Keipher Chieftain

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    358. cIV for is suddenly no longer playable and you find yourself looking up other non-CIV classics to ease the void--in my case, the open source version of Descent. (Anyone remember that game?)
    359. You receive strange looks as reminiscing others posts, you burst out chuckling in the middle of class.
    360. Your desire for hex is almost as strong as sex.:spank:
     
  10. Keipher

    Keipher Chieftain

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    361. This smiley describes you perfectly: :badcomp:
    362. As does this: :wallbash:
    363. You just realized you need a new computer.
    364. Your face is bruised.
     
  11. Ingvina Freyr

    Ingvina Freyr wants a Steamfree option

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    365. Your attempts "to get in the right mood" strangely coincides with a sneaking suspicion that your friends are avoiding you...




    366. ...while you've become the laughing stock at work.


     
  12. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    367. Your friends all look like that too.
     
  13. LastLegionare

    LastLegionare Warlord

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    368.You refuse to be in the same area as someone else. When they ask why, you tell them it's now against the rules.
     
  14. bonafide11

    bonafide11 Worker

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    369. While on the can, you stare at the hexagonal tile bathroom floor imagining what it'll be like to play Civ on it (true story too).
     
  15. Thormodr

    Thormodr Servant of Civ Supporter

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    370. You vow to attack the Mayans on sight in any Civ game you play because of their prophecy of the world ending on December 12, 2012 thereby only giving you 2 short years to play ciV.

     
  16. Grawss

    Grawss Warlord

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    371. You imagine that picture of 2012 is old hat. Their squares are falling into the sea, and real players use Hexagons.
     
  17. Thormodr

    Thormodr Servant of Civ Supporter

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    372. Your grandmother is puzzled by your request for her to knit something for you.

     
  18. Thormodr

    Thormodr Servant of Civ Supporter

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    373. You finally understand what Fionn mac Cumhaill (Finn McCool) was doing.



     
  19. Haydos

    Haydos Chieftain

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    fkn hell man.. slash your wrists already and be done with!

    Moderator Action: telling another user to kill themselves - leads to an immediate temporary ban
    Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
     
  20. The Rusty Gamer

    The Rusty Gamer Prince

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    374) You buy several computer in bulk, all with the ciV specs. You want to have several in stock just in case one or more of them crashes.
     

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