375. You finally manage to persuade your girlfriend to dress up like Catherine. In return she wants you to do the dishes for a week. The "slapping around" part enables you to reduce that to a mere three days. After three days (and one great night) she turns up in a peculiar new headdress mentioning that ancient egyptian queen you've got a thing about. 376. Unable to resist the temptation you spend the following week washing up. Eight days later you find yourself bartering another two weeks of kitchen labour for the Chinese empress-act (where does she get her information?). 377. Your hands are all pruned from dishwashing.