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1000 ways you know you played Alpha Centauri too much!

Discussion in 'Alpha Centauri' started by Highgeneral, Nov 17, 2003.

  1. Highgeneral

    Highgeneral Gone forever!

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    1: you think we should name our space station Unity
     
  2. LesCanadiens

    LesCanadiens Chieftain

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    2: You wonder why the Russians are so far behind technologically.
     
  3. Falcon02

    Falcon02 General

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    3.) When you're kids are bad you look around the house for the Nerve Stapler

    4.) You gather together your own army of Earthworms in an attempt to launch a Psi attack on your neighbor.
     
  4. Highgeneral

    Highgeneral Gone forever!

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    you build a solar collecter in your yard thinking you will get richer
     
  5. Falcon02

    Falcon02 General

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    6.) You call up NASA telling them that the manned Mars mission is doomed to failure because the astronauts will form their own civilizations with seperate ideological and start waging wars against each other using Planet Destroyers.
     
  6. LesCanadiens

    LesCanadiens Chieftain

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    7: At your local city council, you declare that a vote for Supreme Leader is necessary, and that all opponents will be crushed.
     
  7. covok48

    covok48 Chieftain

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    8. You wonder why forests are shrinking and not expanding to cover entire continents.

    9. You think that "paperless" transactions (ie credut cards, online banking) are the true conversion to energy credits.

    10. You wonder why the mushrooms [fungus] in your backyard isn't trying to communicate with you.
     
  8. #1 Person

    #1 Person The Cow

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    This is a ripp of of my tread, but i will delete it (my tread)

    11. You were a 1 thick steel hat becuase you are worided about mind worms
    12. you start to have dreams consering Plant
    13. You breed spiders for there silk
    14. You make a lab in your basement were you make superconders
    15. You send your children out to make a few boreholes
    16. Your children where a green coat and you tell them to upgraud their armor
    17. You go to Home Depo and you ask them for a pressure dome
    18. you randomly ask people on the street if they have Air power
    19. You put up signs saying Zachroz for plantary governer
     
  9. Crimson Sunrise

    Crimson Sunrise Slaying tanks on turn 104

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    20. You've posted in three of these threads at two different message boards.

    21. You ask your friend for a girl's comm frequency.

    22. You're excited because you just discovered the Secrets of Cincinatti.
     
  10. LesCanadiens

    LesCanadiens Chieftain

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    23: You declare that your neighbour putting his trash in your trash can is a violation of your treaty of friendship and pronounce vendetta upon him.
     
  11. FrosTi

    FrosTi Indépendantiste Québécois

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    24. You draw the Spartan logo in your notebooks ;)
     
  12. CCA

    CCA Chieftain

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    25. You start a fund raiaser for a spaceship
     
  13. CCA

    CCA Chieftain

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    26. You freak out everytime you see a worm

    27. You tell your teacher to vote for pravin lal
     
  14. The Last Conformist

    The Last Conformist Irresistibly Attractive

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    28: You dump your current GF in favour of Deirdre.

    29: You ask the DJ at the disco for the Network Node Song.
     
  15. useless

    useless Social Justice Rogue

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    30: YOU BIULD A SPACE ROCKET AND FLY THERE

    31: YOU PLAY THE GAME

    32: YOU BELIVE IN WORMS IN OUTER SPACE
     
  16. useless

    useless Social Justice Rogue

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    33. YOUR in here

    34: you send probes in enimes house ^_^

    35: you have terraformar
     
  17. YNCS

    YNCS Ex-bubblehead

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    36. You ask the salesman at Home Depot if they have a terraformer on a speeder chassis.
     
  18. useless

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    37: you breed worms and attack your sister with them^_^
     
  19. pjmcb

    pjmcb Chieftain

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    38. You nerve staple your kids when they misbehave.
     
  20. YNCS

    YNCS Ex-bubblehead

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    39. You dig a borehole in your back yard.
     

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