Discussion in 'Alpha Centauri' started by Highgeneral, Nov 17, 2003.
1: you think we should name our space station Unity
2: You wonder why the Russians are so far behind technologically.
3.) When you're kids are bad you look around the house for the Nerve Stapler
4.) You gather together your own army of Earthworms in an attempt to launch a Psi attack on your neighbor.
you build a solar collecter in your yard thinking you will get richer
6.) You call up NASA telling them that the manned Mars mission is doomed to failure because the astronauts will form their own civilizations with seperate ideological and start waging wars against each other using Planet Destroyers.
7: At your local city council, you declare that a vote for Supreme Leader is necessary, and that all opponents will be crushed.
8. You wonder why forests are shrinking and not expanding to cover entire continents.
9. You think that "paperless" transactions (ie credut cards, online banking) are the true conversion to energy credits.
10. You wonder why the mushrooms [fungus] in your backyard isn't trying to communicate with you.
This is a ripp of of my tread, but i will delete it (my tread)
11. You were a 1 thick steel hat becuase you are worided about mind worms
12. you start to have dreams consering Plant
13. You breed spiders for there silk
14. You make a lab in your basement were you make superconders
15. You send your children out to make a few boreholes
16. Your children where a green coat and you tell them to upgraud their armor
17. You go to Home Depo and you ask them for a pressure dome
18. you randomly ask people on the street if they have Air power
19. You put up signs saying Zachroz for plantary governer
20. You've posted in three of these threads at two different message boards.
21. You ask your friend for a girl's comm frequency.
22. You're excited because you just discovered the Secrets of Cincinatti.
23: You declare that your neighbour putting his trash in your trash can is a violation of your treaty of friendship and pronounce vendetta upon him.
24. You draw the Spartan logo in your notebooks
25. You start a fund raiaser for a spaceship
26. You freak out everytime you see a worm
27. You tell your teacher to vote for pravin lal
28: You dump your current GF in favour of Deirdre.
29: You ask the DJ at the disco for the Network Node Song.
30: YOU BIULD A SPACE ROCKET AND FLY THERE
31: YOU PLAY THE GAME
32: YOU BELIVE IN WORMS IN OUTER SPACE
33. YOUR in here
34: you send probes in enimes house ^_^
35: you have terraformar
36. You ask the salesman at Home Depot if they have a terraformer on a speeder chassis.
37: you breed worms and attack your sister with them^_^
38. You nerve staple your kids when they misbehave.
39. You dig a borehole in your back yard.
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