5089. Upon seeing two new posts in this thread, you go out to evangelize for the great "Civ2 1000 Reasons Revival."
5090. As part of your message, you preach doom and destruction upon those who do not get a copy of Civ2 before AD 2020 rolls around, as everyone knows that's when "It All Ends."
5091. ...Unless the Swiss can get that Spaceship of theirs to AC in time.
5092. You beleive that the US ended World War II when it built the United Nations.
5093. You think the US owning the United Nations is the reason the Soviets (I mean, Russians) didn't declare war.
5094. You wonder why the US never bothered to simply bribe away all of the Russian cities during the Cold War.
5095. You wonder why GWB declared war on Afghanistan after 9/11, since the Afghans were in Fundy and everyone expected no better from them anyway.
5096. You make preparations for the great "Aztec Revolution" when you hear on the news that enemy forces are advancing on Washington DC (random thought).
5097. You step on the train tracks expecting to be whisked away instantly to anywhere along the rail network and get hit by an oncoming train instead.
5098. You wonder why the Indians haven't terraformed the Himalayas down to Hills yet, since non-resource Mountains only provide Production while Hills at least give 1 Food.
5099. You see a military coup on the news and wonder why, if that nation doesn't have the Statue of Liberty, there is no period of Anarchy.
5100. You reason that all revolutions are really a farce and that governments simply change their political structure at their convenience.
5101. You think the only reason Bush is hunting down al-Queda is to get the 250 gold for capturing Bin Laden.
5102. You think Cruise Missiles can actually capture rouge leaders.
5103. You see a Granary in Cairo and wonder why the Egyptian governemnt hasn't already sold it, since their Pyramids would function just as well.
5104. Meanwhile, your "Church of the Civ2 1000 Reasons Revival" gains enough control over the country to overthrow the government and form a Fundamentalism.
5105. You have finally solved why there is no unhappiness in a Fundamentalist government--the government is run by the Church of the Civ2 1000 Reasons Revival, and everyone plays Civ2 is attain spiritual fulfillment. (In addition, the first 1000 Reasons are taken as the religious law.)