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1001 Bad (or good) Jokes About CIV

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Fish Man, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Fish Man

    Fish Man Chieftain

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    I'll start.

    1. Why is Gajah Mada so fat? Because he eats a lot of candi! :lol:
     
  2. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    2. Genghis conquered all of Asia; khan you?

    3. Wat was Ramkhamhaeng thinking?

    Spoiler :
    Now I've made up a lot of stupid jokes in my day, but these... these are just ridiculous. :p
     
  3. Byzantine Bomb

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    Washington is so two-faced bro, he'll turn on you in a minute, man.
     
  4. Sir Parker II

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    5. Catherine falls behind a lot, so she is always Russian to catch up!
     
  5. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    6. Like all other leaders in the world of CiV, Darius is Immortal!

    7. At this time of year, does Gustavus Adolphus go Christmas Carolean?
     
  6. Sturmgewher88mm

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    7. Vote for Pedro! :lol:
     
  7. King William I

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    8. The Shoshone are powerful, let me Pocatella you that.
     
  8. Arachnofiend

    Arachnofiend Perturbed Pugilist

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    9. India. :v
     
  9. cpm4001

    cpm4001 Goggleman

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    10. How Selassie is Ethiopia's leader? He's Haile Selassie!
     
  10. Biologist

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    11. It's a real Shaka when the Zulu declare war.
     
  11. PhilBowles

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    12. I like the joke about Ethiopia so much I think I'll stele it.
     
  12. reddishrecue

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    13. Wu Zetian made paper from 2 Pacs, Pacal and Pachacuti.
     
  13. otaman1

    otaman1 Prince

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    15. Barbarians seem to Rome around a lot
    16. Brazil's having a Brazil!
    17. I guess Japan sounds like Je pan (I fold)
     
  14. truenarnian

    truenarnian Emperor

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    I had a great riddle for this thread about the Songhai, but I forgot what I was supposed to askia.

    Orange ya going to ask me about my Netherlands jokes? What?! No one is excited about my Netherlands jokes?! Will, i am.

    This was supposed to be a good contribution to this thread, but as a wise man once said, "You win some, zulus some" - so it's no real Shaka that I didn't come through this time around.

    I know you're mad; ahmad too. So I'll think of some moor and come back tomorrow with better ones. I'll-mansur of it.
     
  15. Doktor Vic Tim

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    18. Why is there a fire in Askia's castle? Montezuma's cooking.
     
  16. EEE_BOY

    EEE_BOY Chieftain

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    I like this one.
    Wu Zetian made paper
    from 3P: Pacal, Pachacuti and Pocatello.
    Add Pedro if she wants 4P.
     
  17. Beaver79

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    19. I was playing the scramble for Africa scenario and I noticed a small island to the right. I thought that if this was real life and I was driving my car there and ran out of gas I would be mad at my gas car.
     
  18. Gordon Brittas

    Gordon Brittas Blackadder's Half Brother

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    20. An American spy broke into the Kremlin and stole next years election results.
     
  19. Væringjar

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    Lol'd :lol:
     
  20. PhilBowles

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    21. I did have another Ethiopian one, but then I Adwa better idea.

    22. I asked Ramkhamhaeng whether he was the king of Thailand, and he responded "Yeah, Siam".
     

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