101 non standard ways to eat food.

[Equuleus]

1. With your feet.
2. Stick face into plate.
3. Put food in blender and drink with straw.

 

[Jawz II]

Sucking soup through the rectum.

 

[Catharsis]

5. Dump the food into a particle accelerator, then stick your head into it and guzzle the food as it accelerates past you.

 

[Bartleby]

6. Sitting around a table, with family members

 

[Maniacal]

7. Inhale through nose.

8. Inject it directly into the small intestine.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

9. South Park Style: Eat it with your but

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

10. With a dead baby.

 

[Swedishguy]

11# Go to McDonalds.

 

[warpus]

12. Through your left ear

 

[The Ninja]

13: Through your right ear. (Bet you were wondering how long it was until someone stole it.)

 

[Padraig]

14: With your left hand (assuming you're nor...I mean right handed.)

 

[The Ninja]

15: With your right hand (Assuming you're left handed.)

 

[sirtommygunn]

16. eat it like a dog

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

17. With two dead babies.

 

[djjeffmaddox]

18. Insufflate your mashed potatoes.

 

[Hadrean]

19. With the other end of the fork.

 

[Swedishguy]

20# With the side of the fork. (Gee, that's crazy!)

 

[Bartleby]

21.
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

22. All mixed up in wood glue
23. Intravenously

 

[obliterate]

24. Not eating food