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101 non standard ways to eat food.
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SS-18 ICBM
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65. Slash stomach, then put food directly inside.
lol seriously, did you really just happen to make this one up or did you know that was the one before the soviet russia joke?
Ok maybe it's not exactly the same...but an odd coincidence if you really didn't know that was right before the SR joke...which coincidently was your last one..
Bushface
Deity
66. Lie on floor with mouth open while blindfold partner tries to drop in spoonfuls of soup.
67. Lie face-down on table with head hanging over edge while blindfold partner (face-up on floor) tries to spit peanuts into your mouth.
67. Lie face-down on table with head hanging over edge while blindfold partner (face-up on floor) tries to spit peanuts into your mouth.
a_propagandist
The Light Brigadier
68. Allow the food to crawl/jump/wiggle/walk/dance/fly/vibrate/move into your mouth.
Swedishguy
Deity
69# Put Acetone on your hands, put it on fire, put your hands on some marsmallows and let it melt so that it falls into your mouth.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
70. Just wing it.
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
71. with the packaging unremoved
72. using swedishguy as a knife and Catharsis as a fork
73. launching it away with a ballista and running after it to swallow it while it's still flying
72. using swedishguy as a knife and Catharsis as a fork
73. launching it away with a ballista and running after it to swallow it while it's still flying
Swedishguy
Deity
76# Eat like a Tyrannosarus Rex!
uat2d
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77. in front of the plate, with you mouth open, waiting to the food to jump to your mouth (i'm not talking about food that's alive! 
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uat2d
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78. eat fuel then fart, try to land about 500KM away!
79. eat kerosene then fart, try to land about 5000KM away!
80. eat rocket fuel then fart, try to end up in the Moon and be the first human ever to colonize it!
81. eat a Warp Lane then fart, try to end up in Mars and be the first human ever to step on (and colonize) it!
82. eat the Space Elevator then fart, try to end up in Alpha Centauri and be the first human ever to die burnt in a (faraway) star! (of course you can try to colonize, but you'll have to take more 999 people, because new star systems start with one population, and that's 1000 people (if you're playing with New Earth, it will be even harder, you'll need 15999 instead of 999 people; and i think it is expensive to build 16000 Space Elevators then 16000 people eat each one a Space Elevator; especially if the start to throw up!)
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79. eat kerosene then fart, try to land about 5000KM away!
80. eat rocket fuel then fart, try to end up in the Moon and be the first human ever to colonize it!
81. eat a Warp Lane then fart, try to end up in Mars and be the first human ever to step on (and colonize) it!
82. eat the Space Elevator then fart, try to end up in Alpha Centauri and be the first human ever to die burnt in a (faraway) star! (of course you can try to colonize, but you'll have to take more 999 people, because new star systems start with one population, and that's 1000 people (if you're playing with New Earth, it will be even harder, you'll need 15999 instead of 999 people; and i think it is expensive to build 16000 Space Elevators then 16000 people eat each one a Space Elevator; especially if the start to throw up!)
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SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
83. Collapse food into singularity, then eat it.
Swedishguy
Deity
84# Use chewing motions in the air, pretending it's food.
WerBackIII
Jar of the Rotting Brain
85. In the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.
86. To print a picture of a steak and eat it!
87. McDonalds.
88. To eat in WOW.
89. To create a road to a Wheat and eat it!
86. To print a picture of a steak and eat it!
87. McDonalds.
88. To eat in WOW.
89. To create a road to a Wheat and eat it!
90. HOLOGRAPHIC MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
91. Change your CoD name to Om Nom Nom Nom, and make everyone else think you're eating.
92. Take a picture of food, photocopy a million times, end world hunger.
93. Evolve into a being that only needs to eat every nine months, then have a baby, then kill it and eat it, then the baby gives you STRENGTH to have another one, so you do, then you eat it, then have another one....
91. Change your CoD name to Om Nom Nom Nom, and make everyone else think you're eating.
92. Take a picture of food, photocopy a million times, end world hunger.
93. Evolve into a being that only needs to eat every nine months, then have a baby, then kill it and eat it, then the baby gives you STRENGTH to have another one, so you do, then you eat it, then have another one....
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
94. Feed millions with a barrage of MIRV-capable ballistic missiles filled with food.
uat2d
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96. when thirsty, drink an ocean
97. go to the moon; and eat it, thinking it's cheese
98. eat batteries and get electrical!
99. remove the fuse, and immediately eat the grenade
100. kill someone and eat him/her; you now know the taste of human flesh and are officially a cannibal! Good Job!
and for #101
101. eat a portable CD driver with the CIV (BtS) CD in it, then every time you want to Civ, stick your finger to an USB and experiment an all new different sensation of Civing (probably you'll just get electrical shocks...)
and like it was me the one writing the #101; i WON!!!
97. go to the moon; and eat it, thinking it's cheese
98. eat batteries and get electrical!
99. remove the fuse, and immediately eat the grenade
100. kill someone and eat him/her; you now know the taste of human flesh and are officially a cannibal! Good Job!
and for #101
101. eat a portable CD driver with the CIV (BtS) CD in it, then every time you want to Civ, stick your finger to an USB and experiment an all new different sensation of Civing (probably you'll just get electrical shocks...)
and like it was me the one writing the #101; i WON!!!
uat2d
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Please don't close the thread, it was great fun! 
Let's just keep on with it!
Let's just keep on with it!
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