101 Red Neck Jokes

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  1. InuYasha

    InuYasha Chieftain

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    How many red neck jokes can we come up with




    1. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You mow your lawn and find a car

    2. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You've ever had to hawl a panit can to the top of a water tower to defend ur sisters honor

    3. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you see a sign that says say no to crack and it remindes you to pull ur jeans up

    4. You Might Be a Red Neck if, If ever day someone comes to your door thinking your haveing a yard sale

    5. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You go to ypur family reunion looking for wemon
     
  2. Xi 12

    Xi 12 Kentucky Milita

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    6. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you say ain't
    7. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you have 7 cars and none of them work
    8. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you're name is Jim Bob, Joe Bob, or Bubba
    9. You Might Be a Red Neck if, your motto is "The south will rise again!"
    10. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you repeated "Damn immigrants, stealing our jobs."
    11. You Might Be a Red Neck if, every other word you say is profanity.
     
  3. MattII

    MattII Prince

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    (Taken from Full Metal Challenge) The most common last words of a Red Neck "Hey y'all, watch this".
     
  4. Zoke0

    Zoke0 Dangerous Hobo

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    12. You Might be red neck if you buy a Nalgene, because it fits more chew.
    13. You might be a red neck if your trailer haas more milage than your truck.
    Can't write any more, I'm around red necks right now!!!
     
  5. Kefka

    Kefka Your local Schizophrenic

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    14. Ya'all might be a redneck if someone yells ho-down and your girlfreind hits the ground.

    15. Ya'all might be a redneck if you own any of the jeff foxworthy Tapes or CDs.

    16. Ya'all might be a redneck if you piss off the boston strangeler.
     
  6. warmwaffles

    warmwaffles Programmer

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    You know some of these are against me see'in I'm from the south

    17. If you think The King and I is Elvis and some other lady in a play
     
  7. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    18 - You might be a redneck if, you have more old cars than teeth
     

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