13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

[Julian Delphiki]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Amusing story and last line.

 

[classical_hero]

Once he is a Pollie, he can afford all the hookers he wants.

 

[woody60707]

Get Out, No Way. This Is So Win!

 

[JohnRM]

Best. Story. Ever!

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This kid is a genius.

 

[Leonel]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He's on his way to be the greatest politician this nation has ever seen!

 

[Sidhe]

See now there is no way that having that on your criminal record as a thirteen year old is anything but cool in any way whatsoever. It won't last into adulthood and you have perhaps the most fantastic story to tell. Parent's don't leave your credit cards lying around.

 

[Left]

The best part is the "impersonating circus midgets" part.

I will vote for him the future.

EDIT: When did hookers start taking credit?!

 

[dutchfire]

guy deserves a medal

Ralph / Hooker '28

 

[BirraImperial]

ROFL. Great story, way to go kid!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

These kids are the Bevis and Butthead manifest.

 

[nc-1701]

Epic win!

 

[Masquerouge]

culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

That's indeed "culminating"

 

[scy12]

This kid is President material , i tell you i know when i see them.

 

[emzie]

I would vote for the kid.

 

[sourboy]

Awesome!! When's he running for president?

 

[Godwynn]

I would vote for the kid.

"Electronic gadgets"? "Hookers"? Sounds elitist to me.

 

[raketooy]

Oh my god, that's a damn great story to tell your children when you're old! He will be an insane player when he grows, or maybe already is.

 

[emzie]

"Electronic gadgets"? "Hookers"? Sounds elitist to me.

But he's not bitter. Plus he would enjoy a beer with me WHILE PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT

 

[BirraImperial]

Screw Obama, vote for this guy!

What really impresses me is what he told the hookers about the whole circus thing. This guy's gonna be a hell of a player when he grows up.