EgonSpengler
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I probably don't have to tell you, but just in case: 20 seconds is the recommended time for properly washing one's hands, which has lately become critical.
I've discovered that 20 seconds is a long time. I think I've typically spend 8-10 seconds, and I find myself getting almost agitated round about 16-17 seconds. The common advice is to use "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or "The Happy Birthday Song" as a mnemonic to wash one's hands for the full 20 seconds. Unfortunately for me, I loathe both of them. So I've been trying to come up with some alternatives that don't drive me to madness.
So far, I've found two soliloquies from movies that are close to 20 seconds (well, technically one's from a play, but I've only ever seen it onscreen).
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This one was suggested on Simon Mayo & Mark Kermode's show:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
Up to here, it's almost exactly 20 seconds, but Neeson puts dramatic pauses in his reading that I can't seem to emulate in my head. I tend to rush the delivery, making it only about 16 seconds.
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you."
In total, this is about 38 seconds at Neeson's gravelly, let-it-sink-in pace. I go faster than he does, though, and I often forget "skills I have acquired over a very long career", so it works out for me.
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"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
This one's actually about 30 seconds, but again, I tend to rush it. I also seem to forget "this day shall gentle his condition", I dunno why.
I've discovered that 20 seconds is a long time. I think I've typically spend 8-10 seconds, and I find myself getting almost agitated round about 16-17 seconds. The common advice is to use "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or "The Happy Birthday Song" as a mnemonic to wash one's hands for the full 20 seconds. Unfortunately for me, I loathe both of them. So I've been trying to come up with some alternatives that don't drive me to madness.
So far, I've found two soliloquies from movies that are close to 20 seconds (well, technically one's from a play, but I've only ever seen it onscreen).
---
This one was suggested on Simon Mayo & Mark Kermode's show:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
Up to here, it's almost exactly 20 seconds, but Neeson puts dramatic pauses in his reading that I can't seem to emulate in my head. I tend to rush the delivery, making it only about 16 seconds.
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you."
In total, this is about 38 seconds at Neeson's gravelly, let-it-sink-in pace. I go faster than he does, though, and I often forget "skills I have acquired over a very long career", so it works out for me.
---
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
This one's actually about 30 seconds, but again, I tend to rush it. I also seem to forget "this day shall gentle his condition", I dunno why.