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20 ways to annoy your public bathroom stall mate!

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by VanillaCube, May 22, 2001.

  1. VanillaCube

    VanillaCube Your local Schizophrenic

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    20 ways to annoy your public bathroom stall mate!

    1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask yourneighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"
    2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
    4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
    5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
    6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.
    8. Say, "Now how did that get in there."
    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easyboy!"
    11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.'"
    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
    13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.
    14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
    15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggott."
    16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
    17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your buttcheeks.
    18. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to theadjacent stall.
    19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it soyou can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
    20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing"Born Free
     
  2. scorch

    scorch Legalize Pot

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    hey vc, very funny.,

    except ive heard them all before....
     
  3. Siny

    Siny Chieftain

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    Squeeze a nutty chocolate bar in your hand so it melts. With this hand stick your hand under the stall wall and ask for some toilet paper I've ran out.

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  4. stormerne

    stormerne is just a Retired Moderator

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    Yuk!

    * Strain, yell "So <u>that's</u> where it went!" and switch on a small electric motor.

    * Shout "Anyone got a tape measure?"

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  5. Zeus

    Zeus Chieftain

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    Those are great :lol I've never heard ANY of them before :lol
     

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