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300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Fifty, May 12, 2007.

  1. Fifty

    Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. First, I take a little off the top, then I take a little more. (barber eating reeses).
     
  2. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    2. Pureed with durian, guava and ginsing into a powerful health smoothie.
     
  3. Tycoon101

    Tycoon101 Loves being STRONG

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    3. Melt it, spread it onto a sandwich, and consume.
     
  4. Fifty

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    4. Sucking the peanutbutter out with vampiric teeth, then eating the chocolate!
     
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    5) pop the whole damn thing in your mouth at once. 2 bites MAX
     
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    downtown Crafternoon Delight

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    6) Throw a few in a blender and drink them!
     
  7. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    7. In Soviet Russia peanutbutter cup eats you!
     
  8. Tycoon101

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    8. Grind PB cup up in blender, spread shards into a line, inhale through nose.
     
  9. Fifty

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    11. Carve coin features onto the PB cup. Flip cup; If it lands on heads, eat it. If it lands on tails, throw it at an innocent bystander.
     
  11. downtown

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    12) Smash up several and use as toothpaste!
     
  12. Fifty

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    13) Employ large Norse strongman to squeeze with his massive fists, extracting Reese's juice! Drink juice, and consume the powdery remains as in way 8)
     
  13. Perfection

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    14) Like this but with a Reese's
     
  14. Tycoon101

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    15. Pick up the PB cup and use it as a frisbee. However, you can't use your hands to catch the cup.
     
  15. Azale

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    16.) Set it on fire, then eat the ashy remains.

    17.) Place in icecream, eat.

    18.) Nibble on it like a mouse/squirrel, therefore taking you at least 30 minutes to eat if you do it right.
     
  16. Perfection

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    20. Spray whipped cream onto the top and call it a "Miniature Cream Pie".
     
  18. JonnyB

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    20. Stick a firecracker in it, light firecracker, open mouth.
     
  19. Fifty

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    21. melt thousands of them down and fill a bathtub with melted reese's goo. Lay in bathtub and do not allow yourself to leave until you've eaten all the goo.
     
  20. Bill3000

    Bill3000 OOOH NOOOOOOO! Supporter

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    22. Cool it down to the temperature in which it becomes a Bose-Einstein condensate, then eat it.
     

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