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300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Fifty, May 12, 2007.

  1. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    713. Use a Bat-Napkin to prevent the Bat-Reeses from making a mess of the Batmobile (works best if you're Batman).
     
  2. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    714) Don't take off the wrapper.
    715) Take off the wrapper, but keep the little paper thing on it.
    716) In your sleep.
    717) While eagerly anticipating a move that's to come out in 3 years.
    718) While eagerly anticipating a movie to come out in a week.
     
  3. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    719: With a heaping helping of uno skittles!
     
  4. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    720. Taze it till it's unrecoiginzable
    721. While misspelling words 'till there unrecognizable
     
  5. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    722) Put it in a CD player, complain to Tech support about how the Reese's heater on your new gizmo isn't working, then eat it anyway while singing along to a broken CD.
     
  6. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    723. While driving buzzed
    724. While driving fairly drunk
    725. While driving drunk
    726. While driving very drunk
    727. While driving can't tell anything drunk
    728. While wondering why the cop pulled you over
    729. On your way to jail
     
  7. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  8. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    731: In the courtroom
    732: While getting dragged out by a police officer
    733: While getting beat up by your inmates
    734: While dead. It's true! You can eat Reese's anytime, anywhere!
     
  9. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  10. Krill

    Krill Deity

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    736: pureed into a smoothie.
     
  11. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    737) Smashed with a battering ram.

    738) Smashed with a huge wooden tower.

    739) Smashed with a ladder.

    740) Smashed with a pickaxe.

    741) Full of arrows.

    742) Full of Javelins.

    743) Full of Axes.

    744) Full of Swords.

    745) Full of Hammers.

    746) Full of Everything above.

    747) Smashed by Everything above.
     
  12. bhsup

    bhsup Deity

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    748) While pondering the effect the alternate time line created by the destruction of Vulcan will have on Reese's in the future.
     
  13. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    749: Standing on top of smashed remains of West India Man
     
  14. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    750) Standing on the top of the smashed remains of Seon.

    751) Sitting on the top of the smashed remains of Seon.

    752) Laying on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

    753) Dancing on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

    754) Singing on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

    755) With the smashed remains of Seon inside you.

    756) With the smashed remains of Seon on top of you.

    757) With the smashed remains of Seon around you.

    758) With the smahed remains of Seon below you.

    759) With the smashed remains of Seon next to you.
     
  15. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    760: While laughing next to your own smashed.... wait... how is that possible?
     
  16. Leonel

    Leonel Breakfast Connoisseur

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    761) With a PLASTIC spoon
     
  17. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    762. With a spoon made of C-4
     
  18. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    763: Listening to this
     
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    764) While wishing somebody would bump the non-sequitur game.
     
  20. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    765. Make a 6" sq. box of Reese's and put a live grenade in the center. Detonate and scrape off walls. Then eat.
     

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