300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

714) Don't take off the wrapper.
715) Take off the wrapper, but keep the little paper thing on it.
716) In your sleep.
717) While eagerly anticipating a move that's to come out in 3 years.
718) While eagerly anticipating a movie to come out in a week.
 
720. Taze it till it's unrecoiginzable
721. While misspelling words 'till there unrecognizable
 
722) Put it in a CD player, complain to Tech support about how the Reese's heater on your new gizmo isn't working, then eat it anyway while singing along to a broken CD.
 
723. While driving buzzed
724. While driving fairly drunk
725. While driving drunk
726. While driving very drunk
727. While driving can't tell anything drunk
728. While wondering why the cop pulled you over
729. On your way to jail
 
731: In the courtroom
732: While getting dragged out by a police officer
733: While getting beat up by your inmates
734: While dead. It's true! You can eat Reese's anytime, anywhere!
 
737) Smashed with a battering ram.

738) Smashed with a huge wooden tower.

739) Smashed with a ladder.

740) Smashed with a pickaxe.

741) Full of arrows.

742) Full of Javelins.

743) Full of Axes.

744) Full of Swords.

745) Full of Hammers.

746) Full of Everything above.

747) Smashed by Everything above.
 
748) While pondering the effect the alternate time line created by the destruction of Vulcan will have on Reese's in the future.
 
749: Standing on top of smashed remains of West India Man
 
750) Standing on the top of the smashed remains of Seon.

751) Sitting on the top of the smashed remains of Seon.

752) Laying on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

753) Dancing on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

754) Singing on top of the smashed remains of Seon.

755) With the smashed remains of Seon inside you.

756) With the smashed remains of Seon on top of you.

757) With the smashed remains of Seon around you.

758) With the smahed remains of Seon below you.

759) With the smashed remains of Seon next to you.
 
760: While laughing next to your own smashed.... wait... how is that possible?
 
761) With a PLASTIC spoon
 
762. With a spoon made of C-4
 
763: Listening to this
 
765. Make a 6" sq. box of Reese's and put a live grenade in the center. Detonate and scrape off walls. Then eat.
 
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