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300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Fifty, May 12, 2007.

  1. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  2. Lord Alvon

    Lord Alvon Chieftain

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    767. Chop it up into little tiny bits, stick it in a can of soda, cover opening, shake violently, uncover opening, pour it all down your throat without swallowing.
     
  3. Lord Alvon

    Lord Alvon Chieftain

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    768. Stick it on the end of a lightning rod, wait for a storm, fry the cup, take it down, and consume the remains with a glass of cold milk.
     
  4. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    769: While falling 300 ft from a building with a rope attached around your ankle.
     
  5. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    770: While falling 300 ft from a building with a rope attached around your neck.
     
  6. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    771) While falling 400 ft from a building with a rope attached around your neck.

    772) While falling 400 ft from a building with a rope attached around your ankle.
     
  7. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    773. While falling 555ft. with a rope around West India's neck.
     
  8. Love

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    774: While giving birth.
     
  9. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    775: While *cough* making *cough* babies.
     
  10. west india man

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    776) While having sex.
     
  11. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    777) Jackpot! 1,000,000 Reese's for you!
     
  12. _random_

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    778) I did not have relations with that Reese's Cup.
    779) On a s'more using it as a substitute for the chocolate bar.
    780) On a s'more using it alongside the chocolate bar.
     
  13. west india man

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    781) On a s'more using it inside the chcolate bar.
     
  14. _random_

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    782) While thinking up stupid sci-fi stories.
     
  15. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    783) While thinking up stupid fiction stories.

    784) While playing paintball.

    785) While getting hit in the neck at close range with a paintball, leaving a massive bruise. (Happened to me today, but without the Reese's)
     
  16. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    786) While being sexually abused.
     
  17. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    787: While sexually abusing someone
     
  18. cardgame

    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    788. While watching a gangrape happen.

    789. While on the phone to 911 to report the rape. But you'll be eating it so they can't understand you :)
     
  19. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    790) While stopping the rape yourself.

    791) While getting raped.
     
  20. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    791 is the EXACT SAME THING as 786.
     

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