300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

1029.) While singing trololololololoooooooo
 
1031) While being brought to the yard by milkshake
 
1032. While bowing to your master.
1033. While saying "What is thy bidding my master?"
 
1034: With your hand and your mouth.
1035: While fighting Commies.
1036: While fighting Iran.
1037: While fighting Kim Kong Il, AND Hitler.
1038: While hunting for Osama.
1039: While preparing to fight Commies
1040: Celebrating a victory against the Commies.
 
1041) While shaking your body (don't stop)
 
1043. While you're terrified the site is going to collapse.
1044. While sending out "Goodbye" PMs because of a not-so-funny joke.
 
1047) While killing Caesar.
 
1049. While shooting a railgun.
1050. While dropping the A-bomb.
1051. While dropping the H-bomb.
1052. While shooting your MG42.
1053. While shooting a shotgun.
1054. While watching a pheasant walking next to your house. (True story, except for the Reese's part.)
1055. While shooting at the heron trying to get a snack from your fish pool.
 
1056) While shooting up heroin.
 
1058. While beating someone to a pulp for him saying that one way you can eat a Reese's is "Down his nose". :trouble:
 
1059-While destroying it with a Metal Gear.
1060-While trying to play CoD, Civ, Fallout, PSP, and eating a Reese's at one time.
 
1061 - While in a subway, reading a car magazine, standing on your head and playing cello pizzicato all at the same time. :D
 
1063 - Quickly, before Shaka sees it.

1064 - At a table. Normally. :D

1065 - 'The man who eats a Reese's begins by carrying away small pieces'. ;)
 
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