300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

Push up nose
 
With a spork
 
Hay, lack of pattern-recognition boy, use some goddamned numbers (and not wrong ones).

68. As an effigy of Ray Nagin

Along those lines...

69. Construct a giant New Orleans made of Reeses, eat slowly and methodically.
 
74. Travel forewards in time an eat
 
Could you not tell i was posting from the future, hense the advance in number?
 
70. With your elbows
72. Via a catapult
73. Underwater
 
Your post date completely rules out that from happening

75. Have a Catholic priest tell you that a cracker is a Reese's and it will transubstantiate into a PB cup in your tummy.
 
76. Baptise the Reeses in the name of the Chocolate, the Peanut Butter, and the Holy Tastiness.
 
77. Wrap in a chicken
 
78. In the Afterlife!

In Ancient Egypt, the Egyptions would bury golden Reese's Peanutbutter Cups with their departed Pharohs. When archielogists came across the tomb of King Saputradonspehut the XIII, they found that a half eaten golden peanut butter cup. And the Egyption records state that they had given him a King Sized Pack! :O
 
79. Fry with then characters
 
80. Keep frozen in the mods' sacred beer fridge. Serve chilled.
 
81.
Doctor: "I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."

Kramer: "Peanut Butter Cup?"

Doctor: "Those can be very delicious."
 
85:
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty PB cups baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the cups began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
 
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