500 ways you know your computer sucks

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  1. MooManof_

    MooManof_ Official Guru of Weird

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    202. You fake Notepad with a yellow Post-it pad stuck to the screen.
     
  2. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    203. You fake a screen with a hunk of glass and a chunk of cardboard.
     
  3. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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    megalomaniac Push the red button!!

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    205. Your comp has an apple stamped on the side
     
  5. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    so unless you run linux you're screwed?
     
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    You're screwed either way :crazyeye:
     
  7. Perfection

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    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    206. Your 'firewall' is tin foil
     
  9. MooManof_

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    207. Your 'fire wall' is in danger of burning down your house and your neighbours houses.
     
  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    208. It's incapable of performing the NOT logical operation
     
  11. Yuri2356

    Yuri2356 Test Screening

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    209) Your cooling fan is oft mistaken for a wind turbine.
     
  12. Souron

    Souron The Dark Lord

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    210)You have dial up.
     
  13. BlizzardGR

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    211) You need to connect your Grandmother's old telephone in order to dial and surf the internet.
     
  14. Maniacal

    Maniacal the green Napoleon

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    Truronian Quite unfamiliar Retired Moderator

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    213) Your graphics card is the Jack of Clubs
     
  16. Perfection

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    214) It smells of the poops
     
  17. megalomaniac

    megalomaniac Push the red button!!

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    215) Your processor is actually thousands of very small chinese people doing math by hand.
     
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    That would be faster than a Pentium 4! :lol:
     
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    217. The printer uses papyrus
     
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