Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by ULTIMATEGP, May 25, 2006.
202. You fake Notepad with a yellow Post-it pad stuck to the screen.
203. You fake a screen with a hunk of glass and a chunk of cardboard.
204: you run Microsoft Windows
205. Your comp has an apple stamped on the side
so unless you run linux you're screwed?
You're screwed either way
Every OS Sucks
206. Your 'firewall' is tin foil
207. Your 'fire wall' is in danger of burning down your house and your neighbours houses.
208. It's incapable of performing the NOT logical operation
209) Your cooling fan is oft mistaken for a wind turbine.
210)You have dial up.
211) You need to connect your Grandmother's old telephone in order to dial and surf the internet.
212) You screen can show only one pixel.
213) Your graphics card is the Jack of Clubs
214) It smells of the poops
215) Your processor is actually thousands of very small chinese people doing math by hand.
That would be faster than a Pentium 4!
216. It is not advanced enough to use both 1's and 0's; it just uses the letter "O" for programming.
217. The printer uses papyrus
Separate names with a comma.