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77-year-old Brit receives "Flatulence ban"

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Che Guava, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    link

    :lol: ..and there is your toilet humour for the day.


    On a side note, to my fellow Canucks, does the man in the picture remind you of any fixture on Canadian television?
    Spoiler :

     
  2. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    Thats just weird....
     
  3. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    Where's ecofarm? I though he had made a claim a little while back that his flatulence was odor-free...
     
  4. Newbunkle

    Newbunkle Muppet

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    There should be a law, where if someone makes you breathe something against your will, you can charge them for using the space in your lungs.
     
  5. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Lock him up, with Bubba, and throw away the key.
     
  6. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    Poor Bubba.... :(
     
  7. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Scum like that deserve each other.
     
  8. Erik Mesoy

    Erik Mesoy Core Tester / Intern

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    Scum is usually liquid, not gaseous...
     
  9. amadeus

    amadeus めっちゃしんどい

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    Unfortunately, flatulence is sometimes liquid.
     
  10. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    I'd put a power plant in his rectum to harvest and process the biogas
     
  11. neviden

    neviden Prince

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    Maybe he should buy underwear with active carbon padding. I am not kidding. There apparently is such thing. It soaks up “flatulence”..
     
  12. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    AH, but it's not the smell that is offensive (at least according to the gent in question) it's the sound.... ;)
     
  13. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    I really wouldn't want to be around him then!
     
  14. Angst

    Angst Rambling and inconsistent

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    Che Guava, you did it again :goodjob:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :vomit:
     
  15. Masquerouge

    Masquerouge Deity

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    Yeah, I got wind of that story from other sources.
     
  16. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    so we're doing fart puns now?

    he should be locked away immediately, crimes of this nature are certainly silent, but they are deadly.
     
  17. Verge

    Verge Let's hug it out

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    Gotta curb that geriatric gut gas.
     
  18. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    Maybe they could just change the sign to "Music/Snooker/Farts" THey could attract a whole new clientel of old coots..... ;)


    Dangit, has no-one here seen Corner Gas? I thought the resemblance was quite striking...
     
  19. Enkidu Warrior

    Enkidu Warrior Ultramagnetic

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    :worship: :worship: :worship:
     
  20. sourboy

    sourboy Awakening...

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    It's a discrimination against a naturally occuring event!

    lol, no, I don't know. Leave the man alone, jeez.
     

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