A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar...

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  1. WickedSmurf

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    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He manages to sit himself down on a barstool and orders a drink. After having been sitting there for a while he says with a loud voice to the bartender: -Want to hear a blonde joke? The bar gets quite as the grave in an instant. With a dark and husky voice the woman next to him says: -Before you tell that joke I'd like to inform you on some things. The bartender is blonde, the waitress is blond, I am 2 meters tall, weighing 107 kg, I'm blonde and have a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is also blonde and a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde professional boxer so please think twice about telling the joke. Do you still want to tell it?

    After considering this, the blind man says: -Nah, not if I'll have to tell it five times.
     
  2. Betrayed

    Betrayed The eye of the wolf...

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    Pretty funny.... :)
     
  3. expeliarmus

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    Nice joke, a bit long though...
    But it's good. :)
     
  4. GoliathFF8

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    This is defninatly an overused blond joke.
     
  5. RegentMan

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    Took awhile, but I got it!
     
  6. Babbler

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    I check the roots of my hair if I were you...
     
  7. RegentMan

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    Dark dark brown.



    Are you implying something? ;)
     
  8. SanPellegrino

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    A blind man walks into a fish store and says: "hey girls..."



    ok, that was low :blush:
     
  9. RegentMan

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    :hmm: Hmm? :hmm: I don't get it...
     
  10. Dabomb18359

    Dabomb18359 Link Has Become A Jedi

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    At first I didn't, but I guess because there's five blondes and he says not if he has to say it five times
     
  11. RegentMan

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    I got that one, but I didn't get SanPellegrino's blind man joke.
     
  12. rbis4rbb

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    I'll flesh it out:

    A blind man walks by a fish market. He takes a deep breath and goes "Good morning ladies."
     
  13. New York Knicks

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    The blond jokes are usually lame and unoriginal but this one was good. Does anybody have any other jokes?
     

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