A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He manages to sit himself down on a barstool and orders a drink. After having been sitting there for a while he says with a loud voice to the bartender: -Want to hear a blonde joke? The bar gets quite as the grave in an instant. With a dark and husky voice the woman next to him says: -Before you tell that joke I'd like to inform you on some things. The bartender is blonde, the waitress is blond, I am 2 meters tall, weighing 107 kg, I'm blonde and have a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is also blonde and a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde professional boxer so please think twice about telling the joke. Do you still want to tell it? After considering this, the blind man says: -Nah, not if I'll have to tell it five times.
At first I didn't, but I guess because there's five blondes and he says not if he has to say it five times
I'll flesh it out: A blind man walks by a fish market. He takes a deep breath and goes "Good morning ladies."
The blond jokes are usually lame and unoriginal but this one was good. Does anybody have any other jokes?
