A conquistador and an Englishman walk into a bar.

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"Say, who is that Mexica señorita
"That's the Aztec Queen, Tlapalizquixochtzin, Cortes.”
"And the abuela
"That's her nan, Cortes."

Thank you, I'm here all night.
 
Maybe because it is 6am and I'm only on my first pot of coffee, or maybe because I'm just thick in general, but that went right over my head.
 
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Maybe because it is 6am and I'm only on my first pot of coffee, or maybe because I'm just thick in general, but that went right over my head.
Probably the most (in)famous conquistador was Hernán Cortés. "...her nan, Cortes." Hernán Cortés.
 
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