Abaddon's Weird News of the World!

[Arakhor]

I thought the blotch on the left was Trump, for a moment.

 

[Takhisis]

His queef's not really properly depicted, now, is it?

 

[Broken_Erika]

Apparently New Zealand doesn't really exist.
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-41905040/the-country-that-keeps-getting-left-off-maps

 

[FriendlyFire]

Apparently New Zealand doesn't really exist.
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-41905040/the-country-that-keeps-getting-left-off-maps

Anuchluss time for Austria !
(or is that Australia?)

 

[Takhisis]

It's the only way Australia can reconquer the Southern Hemisphere title, it seems.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Three Canadians who were involved in a bizarre car crash while naked have been charged with kidnapping and resisting arrest.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41937279

 

[Broken_Erika]

It's Official; Britain has the "Biggest People" in western Europe.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41953530

 

[Broken_Erika]

US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.

http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

 

[Takhisis]

Hmm… gonna see it on TV soon then.

FOX 11 Los Angeles‏Verified account @FOXLA 2h2 hours ago

Replying to @anahi_torres_
Hi @anahi_torres_ can the FOX TV stations use this photo with credit to you for all platforms? Thank you!​

 

[Samson]

An air crew who used their US Navy warplane to draw a penis in the sky above the town of Okanogan, Washington, this week have been grounded, the US Navy said on Friday.

An electronic warfare plane from Naval Air Station Whidbey Island in western Washington state created sky writings in the shape of male genitals in the skies over the rural community on Thursday.

Many residents spotted the contrails in the clear blue skies above the central Washington town of 2,500 people. Witnesses took photos and placed them on social media platforms, where they were widely viewed.

One local wrote on Twitter: “The most monumental thing to happen in Omak. A penis in the sky.”

From the Grundiad.

 

[Broken_Erika]

An Australian school has covered a statue from view because of its "potentially suggestive" depiction of a saint handing a loaf of bread to a boy.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-42075110

 

[Arakhor]

Oh dear. That sculptor really needs to rethink his life.

 

[Takhisis]

I am still shocked to see that the BBC is no longer a .co.uk site.

 

[Yeekim]

Oh dear. That sculptor really needs to rethink his life.

Maybe the sculptor had a pure and uncorrupted mind, befitting of a true Christian?

 

[Arakhor]

Maybe the sculptor had a pure and uncorrupted mind, befitting of a true Christian?

Given that the Catholic Church teaches that we are all sinners, right from birth, I would have to opine that that is somewhat unlikely.

 

[Broken_Erika]

This is cool.

A 17.8-tonne sculpture of a dragon could have "obliterated" a world record, it has been claimed.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-42129348

 

[shadowplay]

They found a lobster with a Pepsi tattoo. I believe this is a sign of the apocalypse.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/lobster-with-pepsi-claw-1.4423596

 

[Broken_Erika]

An internet "prankster" had to be freed by firefighters after cementing his head inside a microwave oven.

I couldn't make this up if i tried.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

 

[Broken_Erika]

A 29-year-old man has been charged after a snowman holding a rocket launcher was painted on the window of a republican support group's office in Londonderry.

The image included the message: "Wishing you an Explosive Christmas."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-42285433http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-42285433

 

[Terxpahseyton]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-42075110

With extra thick butter.