Lab Monkey
Peace thru ultraviolence!
Here's a little story.
The fledgling egyptians found themselves in a medium sized island, connected to the main continent by a bottleneck of land. They struggled against the oppressive jungle and managed to produce enough settlers to build two other cities, one partly blocking the bottleneck, and forming a border with the neighbouring Americans and Germans. The rest of Egypt was clogged by dense jungle which stiffled population growth.
Then without warning, the Egyptians were besieged by settlers and spearmen from America and Germany, against whom Egypt was no match militarilly. You see these two greedy races had gobbled up all their land and were now marching through Egyptian territory towards as yet unclaimed deposits of iron and dyes.
The Egyptians were right propper p***ed off.
1. They had allowed no enemy units into their land. Ever.
2. No maps had ever been traded.
3. No ships had ever sailed around the coast.
There was absolutely no way that the other civs could have known about the unsettled land. Yet here the little scummy foreigners came.
And so the Egyptians cried out to the great god Firaxis and asked...
"What the b***dy hell is going on here?"
The fledgling egyptians found themselves in a medium sized island, connected to the main continent by a bottleneck of land. They struggled against the oppressive jungle and managed to produce enough settlers to build two other cities, one partly blocking the bottleneck, and forming a border with the neighbouring Americans and Germans. The rest of Egypt was clogged by dense jungle which stiffled population growth.
Then without warning, the Egyptians were besieged by settlers and spearmen from America and Germany, against whom Egypt was no match militarilly. You see these two greedy races had gobbled up all their land and were now marching through Egyptian territory towards as yet unclaimed deposits of iron and dyes.
The Egyptians were right propper p***ed off.
1. They had allowed no enemy units into their land. Ever.
2. No maps had ever been traded.
3. No ships had ever sailed around the coast.
There was absolutely no way that the other civs could have known about the unsettled land. Yet here the little scummy foreigners came.
And so the Egyptians cried out to the great god Firaxis and asked...
"What the b***dy hell is going on here?"