Alien Space Federation is Real (according to some Israeli security official)

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  1. Joij21

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    Well guys it looks like we're not alone. Apparently both the U.S. and Israel have been in contact with an extraterrestrial galactic federation for many years. According to the official the relationship has been kept secret from the public as to not cause widespread panic and hysteria.

    https://www.jpost.com/omg/former-is...f-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405

    I guess we finally know what r16 was talking about all along. This must be his real home country! :goodjob:
     
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    Birdjaguar Hanafubuki Super Moderator Supporter

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    It is good to know that the Federation officials speak English and Hebrew.
     
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  3. Thorgalaeg

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    So spaceships are cigar shaped and allow you to travel without moving.
     
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    I remember, you need to build Avenger to get there.
     
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  5. Kyriakos

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    I mean, with the US one can sort of see why aliens would be interested in contacting it if they were to do stuff on earth.
    But with Israel, not so much...

    Also, how can the israeli space agency say "back to the moon", when they never landed there anyway :mischief:

    Re aliens actually having made contact, ultimately I think (if it was real) it would help us, because clearly we aren't moving to the right direction and such a revelation would stop a lot of petty infighting. Mankind, after all, is destined to rule over those dumb aliens ^_^
     
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  6. r16

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    after years of heroically dating ones like this , because you never know what will happen next (no , NOT the real life actress) ı will tell you right away that this 87 years old guy does not know what he is talking about . sandwhich.png
     
  7. Kyriakos

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    Isn't he supposed to be a decorated professor?
    Maybe he suffered from dementia :dunno:

    I am not really seeing it as increasing the respectability factor that he argued Trump was about to reveal the existence of aliens, but the aliens convinced him not to, out of concern for mass hysteria. It's Trump; he would reveal it just to stop the elections or cancel them and also claim the aliens think he is a really nice guy and they hate Biden :)
     
  8. Samson

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    Does not have a wiki page does not normally go with senior professor, but I am not really sure.
     
  9. r16

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    it is more about real life Cold War 2.0 . People should just watch as lran gets demolished because the Galactic Federation will smash 'em !
     
  10. Kyriakos

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    Fixed ^_^
     
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    amadeus 朕ハ掲示板ナリ

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    Why is it always a federation?
     
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  12. red_elk

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    According to UFOpaedia, Earth governments can be infiltrated by Alien agents, human in appearance. If infiltration is successful, they sign a secret pact.
    I suppose they can replace top human officials with alien agents too.
     
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    Well, I hope they send the smarter aliens. The ones we’ve got now are pretty meh.
     
  14. Samson

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    'Cos it sounds better that empire to barbarian planets that do not understand pan galactic politics, like us.
     
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  15. Kyriakos

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    Most human leaders already barely look human.
     
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    Don't know, Trump looks very human to me.
     
  17. r16

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    all one world goverment conspiracies involve eventual conversion into a celestial kingdom ; they have to delay their internal squabbling until after there is no external force left to challenge them . Federations and partnerships are the lullabies until then , with each partner preparing to stab the others in the back . And with little greens and tall grays mentioned , there would be fools ready to challenge 10 feet tall Nordics . Assemble your fake allies into an unbreakable alliance and you will be like scary .

    edit : Torn between lunch and the thread , ı challenge CFC people to write down here so that all the experts who will get the wrong vibe from this will feel a little better , with that "fixed" post above somewhere .

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  18. Kyriakos

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    Enterprise looks really cheap next to that star destroyer.
     
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  19. Akka

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    WTF is this thread ?
     
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  20. r16

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    ı don't know , a supposed fullfilling end to 2020 , starting with the death of Kasım Süleymani which was supposed lead to Armageddon , even if ı have it on the authority of a guy on an echo chamber (in my country) with a friend in lsrael , reporting the author is considered a crank in lsrael as well .
     

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