Aliens Peeping @ Teenage Girls

[Chazumi]

Boring banter and useless subjects on the forums have led me to find entertainment elsewhere. Thank you A-holes. I have since come across this little gem:

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A video purportedly showing aliens has been shown to the press, the Denver Post reports.

The approximately three-minute-long video, in grainy black and white, appears to show a creature with big eyes looking through a window into a house, the Post said. But it was unclear if it was a puppet or an alien.

Click here for more from the Denver Post.

Jeff Peckman, who has proposed the city of Denver create an 18-member extraterrestrial affairs commission, screened the video for the media Friday at Metropolitan State College.

"This one looked very gentle and very innocent and youthful," Peckman told FOX News on Friday.


The video shows a white creature with a balloon-shaped head that pops up and down in a windowsill 8 feet above the ground, according to the Post.

Peckman said the head popped up on the windowsill four times, the face white with large black eyes that appeared to blink.

The video was taken on July 17, 2003, in Nebraska by Stan Romanek, according to Alejandro Rojas, the education director of the Mutual UFO Network, who spoke at Friday's press conference.

Rojas said Romanek set up the camera because he feared Peeping Toms were stalking his teen daughters, according to the Post.

Photographers and TV cameramen were not allowed to record images from the video at the press conference, the Post said.

Peckman did not release the video to FOX News.

"It's under agreement right now and negotiations are under way to create a documentary out of this for widespread use," Peckman said.

Innocent and youthful? Yeah, until he vaporizes you. I live about an hour south of Denver and I can't sleep so this kinda freaked me out, but it's hard to see what's in the picture. Regardless, I have retrieved my .357 and am now armed on OT.

Picture:

Are there aliens in your neighborhood?

 

[Narz]

Well I hope the aliens check their local laws cause if they're looking at a girl who's 16 years & 11 months in a state where the age of consent is 17 then they're like, totally immoral, and we should bomb them like they was A-rabs!

This is borderline complete spam & definitely H&J material but still much better than the usual drivel from Fox News!

 

[Chazumi]

Well I hope the aliens check their local laws cause if they're looking at a girl who's 16 years & 11 months in a state where the age of consent is 17 then they're like, totally immoral, and we should bomb them like they was A-rabs!

This is borderline complete spam & definitely H&J material but still much better than the usual drivel from Fox News!

This is not spam! I have watched season 1-5 of Stargate SG1 the last 3 days because I just had surgery, and they're out there man. Ever heard of the Goa'uld? Yeah, scary stuff man.

But seriously I don't understand how this alien managed to look into a window 8 feet tall, unless of course the alien was 9 feet tall. And then how many 9 feet aliens do we have walking around that are so undetectable?

 

[Narz]

Dude, they made it all the way to Earth, I'm sure they've discover the technology of stepladders.

 

[philippe]

what id peeping tom was just one ugly SOB?

 

[Chazumi]

Dude, they made it all the way to Earth, I'm sure they've discover the technology of stepladders.

See I was thinking personal levitation devices...but I suppose compact step ladders would be more cost effective...

 

[soul_warrior]

no. thank YOU!

i think i have one of them critters at work. big bald head, pale eyes, suspicious habits....

 

[obliterate]

ZOMG!!! TEH ALIENZ R CUMING!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!! HEAD TO THE HILLS!!!!!!! The aliens are coming from the hills, m'lord. RUN AWAY FROM FROM THE HILLS!!!!!!


Is this the first semi-serious thread you've posted Chaz?

 

[Chazumi]

ZOMG!!! TEH ALIENZ R CUMING!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!! HEAD TO THE HILLS!!!!!!! The aliens are coming from the hills, m'lord. RUN AWAY FROM FROM THE HILLS!!!!!!


Is this the first semi-serious thread you've posted Chaz?

Whad'ya mean "semi-serious"! This is serious! Aliens are bad enough but now they are peeping at our womens! Something must be done!

No but seriously this just kind of freaked me out cuz I misread it as being in Denver, and I'm awake everyone else is asleep and it's dark out... I went out to go smoke and my wife closed the screen door behind the glass sliding door so I walked right into it I was like: "Aahhhhahaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! Aliens!!"

but it was just the screen door.

 

[obliterate]

First Optimization, now this?

And why aren't you on #fiftychat?

 

[Chazumi]

First Optimization, now this?

And why aren't you on #fiftychat?

There is no correlation omitting the fact that once Optimization takes full effect aliens have every right a human has as long as he is being Optimal.

Seriously all these alien sightings and nobody has any hard evidence still. What's up with that!

Plus I'm banned from fiftychat again.

 

[obliterate]

Well, if we optimize we might stand a chance at defeating our galactic neighbors. I still think optimization = communism.

What did you do this time? I'll see if I can get you unbanned

 

[obliterate]

I got you unbanned Chaz, but I got banned for it.

 

[Chazumi]

More Aliens:

Spoiler :

See all these aliens look the same, here has to be some sort of correlation.

 

[obliterate]

Argh! That's just scary. I won't be able to sleep now. Why don't aliens ever wear clothes?

 

[Chazumi]

Argh! That's just scary. I won't be able to sleep now. Why don't aliens ever wear clothes?

It appears that they have evolved tough leathery skin so they have no need. I wonder why they never have private parts, I mean, ET hung out with all those kids naked, does that make him a pedophile?

 

[ArneHD]

Is it just me, or does that head shaped thing resemble the top of Cthulhu head?

 

[classical_hero]

What out, he's got a probe!

 

[Aegis]

This is a laughably bad hoax.

 

[classical_hero]

But he believes it to be true. :crazyeyes: