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All Things Star Wars

Discussion in 'Arts & Entertainment' started by EgonSpengler, Aug 15, 2014.

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Sith or Jedi?

  1. Sith

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  1. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang Warlord

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  2. GenMarshall

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    The Mandalorian, has more toys than Batman.
     
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    Sommerswerd Rest in Peace Black Panther

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  5. r16

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    by accidents and incidents ı have long been associated with people that used to be people . A stupid phrase but it is easy to understand and is true , proffessionals during the Cold War . Also a thing that Star Wars becomes a thing in discussing the political moods , upswings and downswings in my country , quite a few of the times as a "joke" on losers . And it is actually widespread beyond belief . Once , actually almost at the very beginning , ı was told discourse without context means nothing , so to make sense of things one must know Dick Cheney declared himself Darth Vader as the American Army was about to roll into lraq , to liberate the place for Halliburton and prepare a forward base to handle a certain country upnorth . A country of fools whose former professionals took pride in the past , having learned their trade from those before them , involving rebels of Mustafa Kemal here and there somewhere along the line . Lucasfilm paid attention . Oh , they pay attention to every country where they market stuff , nothing exactly extraordinary here .

    then Disney and London is given New Turkey as a "colony" to exploit . Damn lot of conspiracies . Team Abrams , becuse he and Johnson were always one and the same , briefing and debriefing . And story group goes along . lf you ever wonder the Former Ottomans aka First Order ever managed to organize so seamlessly , the Congregation , namely the Gulenists did much the same . As everybody knew what they were , in full view and yet distractions and protection . Study group agreed it wasn't a weak plot , it was happening right in front of them . (They specifically will not listen to me . As a fan , any Star Wars made to my whims would be utterly boring , as a person who knows Lord Vader online , you avoid me totally , that kind of thing . He is the guy who put his name when Lady Vader somehow visited the museum ı was working as a guide and saw the mobbing and whatnot ı wasn't actually that much aware . lnvolves an European wide "competion" where one of the conditions is respect to the handicapped and ı am excellent proof , an idiot allowed to work . So much that he chooses to wear last year's uniform , this is how much the museum respects idiots . There has been some effort over the years to surpress that , but discourse without context and Lady Vader is , well , super duper and kicks Lord Vader where appropriate , so these bunch of retirees get some hobby ... After a couple of years those who pay attention will notice ı am a somewhat reliable indicator of things.)

    rogue One . Story Group becomes _____ with New Turkey . lnstead of bringing Democracy and you can fit a whole bunch of political debate into this , they are merrily empire building as a joke . lnsert Rouge One being the most liked Disney here , because the director had actual respect for Star Wars and talked to Lucasfilm people who respected their own work . Director Krennic in his whites and on his knees . Vader telling him that his lust for power would get him into trouble . Story group is a not a monolith as we have seen in the past , in this thread , so the Stuntwoman . Story group decides they might have gone too far , maybe they should have a talk . ln the big city nearby she arrives , not for me but expecting she would be noticed , has friends in the country anyhow . You must remember that was the year of the Disgrace of July 15th and the Congregation is making a lot of noise . No Democracy , random arrests , injustice (because when they were winning and doing the exact same things , they were on top!) And apparently it involves the Blue Stormtroopers , a pirated form of Kenner toys that Lucas company needed lawyers to stop and that kind of stuff .

    to the LotR franchise . When they fell apart Congregation naturally declared PM was Gollum , using photoshopped pictures . Some person on the web liked it , he or she is taken to the court for insulting the President . Peter Jackson intervened , a manager or two of the production company sent affidavits(?) to the court , it is on the web for all to see . Story board said they would be ready to do as much if it came to dat .

    it was too late for Episode Vlll and were you to check wikipedia , you would see Ergenekon is some Turkish myth where people escape into a mountainous area after being totally massacred , led by a wolf to survival and they have to melt down the ferrous parts of the mountain to get out . Also the name of the fictious terror organization the Congregation was fighting and capturing the country with . Team Abrams took it as funny of course . Their Former Ottomans was this joke , commanders abused in childhood as per Oriental "customs" , mimicking the cannons of Fatih to melt the iron door to get in and bling foxes if that is a word or something . lt got larger and well , that person called George . You know some guy is called George and he is from some village in California or whatever . That one people will listen to . Just a few changes in the thing called The Last Jedi , because it had like already finished shooting at the time and Team Abrams motto of "You are gay, embrace being gay if you want to live" would see more attention next time .

    yet naturally it was more trouble for poor r16 . See , the way Snot , sorry Snoke was cut down in Vlll angered the Congregation . Defeated by Poe , the Glorious face arriving and saving the rebels aka resistance because it was a she-wolf in the Ergenekon myth , even Mark arriving in the end and making fun of everything , and they knew he was most unhappy during the shooting . lt all had to be my fault [insert curse the Stuntwoman phrase here] and the knife was out and wasn't he most ready to use it , within some security cam's angle of view , because they were two couples and no doubt ı "would" have insulted one of the girls . They do not have to be , they would merely have talked with some in the Congregation .

    and this creates even more problems . lnsulting the PM is a very flexible crime in New Turkey , you can fit anything in it . Party has the TV rights of the Disney movies , the rank and file's "honour" has been saved with changing the lines . Your sense of duty will get you into trouble ... lt becomes as if Krennic was a Kemalist goverment inspector looking for A-K-P corruption . They do not want a Kylo Ren attachment anywhere near the PM , essentially why the more radical branches of the Party Media has called the SW franchise satanic . But they will cling to Tolkien stuff . Am pretty sure one of PM's nicknames in Party PR comes from the said . Even better , one place ı surf daily these days and they are mocking the head of the Religious Affairs and his sword in the sermon in Ayasofya and they are having a thread to find a name for it . You know , all sorts of insults , sx toys also ventured . One or two though insist on the ones Aragorn or his precedessors had ...


    if still unfit , please wait until next week where ı can save it , because having stuff documented is a good idea . Or maybe the Turkish election thread in offtopic where am practically on my own .
     
  6. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    It's like Yoda but ugly.
     
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    Sommerswerd Rest in Peace Black Panther

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    Bite your tongue! Baby Yoda is adorable :love:
     
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  8. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    Yes but babies are adorable even when they are ugly.
     
  9. JohannaK

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    Above all other things, babies are ugly first and foremost. Their cuteness is an evolutionary mechanism designed to make the parents care and nurture them into childhood.
     
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    :p
     
  11. Laurana Kanan

    Laurana Kanan Don’t underestimate who I am.

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  12. r16

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    babies are so lovely and innocent that even mafia dons love them , because no baby can practically gun them down for money , and whatever humanity that's left in the mobster becomes an outrushing flood of affection . Where no humanity is left , no trace whatsover it is still great PR . Noticed that in Tony Soprano , while his shrink is shown bitterly complaining at the hypocracy . ı will blame Freud .
     
  13. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    This is a very interesting postulate which I cannot dismiss out of hand. In fact, I am compelled to support it.
     
  14. r16

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    once in the evolutionary discussion , can not exactly limit it to people ? As such the streetcats do produce awesomely cute kitten , in addition to not exactly cute kitten but their mothers snarl at any other cat , protecting them all . Like because the male all across the cats' family eats small males before they grow into competitors ?
     
  15. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    Cats are cute even when they aren't. Babies are ugly even when they aren't.
     
  16. r16

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    oh-kay , no agreement expected then .
     
  17. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    From today's Darths and Droids:

    I am one of those people who believe that stormtroopers are actually really well-trained. They only miss when they are supposed to miss. The fan concept of stormtroopers as being unable to shoot straight doesn't make sense; if you look at Episode IV and realize that all of the misses were intentional misses, things make a lot more sense.​

    Discuss.
     
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    Laurana Kanan Don’t underestimate who I am.

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    Of course they intentionally missed. All the main characters had Beskar plot armor.
     
  19. Sommerswerd

    Sommerswerd Rest in Peace Black Panther

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    Exactly. The stormtroopers had absolutely no problem mowing down all the troops on Leia's ship at the beginning of ANH, but in that same battle, R2 and Threepio managed to run across a corridor through a hail of blaster fire and made it across unscathed.

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    Also... Gotta love Obi Wan's infamous line in ANH that ""These blast points... too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise." rotflmao :lmao:
     
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  20. r16

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    yeah , you know what if the dark one played on the whites , 'cause we also saw the these droids are not ones you are looking for part ?
     

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