Alternate US Cabinet Proposals

[Provolution]

Alternate US Cabinet Proposal

Now that the American elections and post-elections can at times be bizarre and amusing, I have decided to make a humorous US Cabinet Proposal for a Republican Victory

President Mike Huckabee
Vice President Chuck Norris

Secretary of State
Secretary of Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture Robert Earl Hughes
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Michael Moore
Human Services
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Housing and Donald Trump
Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Homeland Security
Chief of Staff
Administrator of the
Environmental Protection Agency George W Bush
Director of the Office of
Management and Budget
Chairman of the
Joint Chiefs of Staff
Director of the
Central Intelligence Agency George Bush III
Director of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation Jeb Bush
Director of National Intelligence George H W Bush
Director of the Office of
National Drug Control Policy Britney Spears
United States Trade Representative
National Security Advisor

 

[brennan]

Here's a crazy-mad idea:

How about all members of the Cabinet be people with a democratic mandate.

 

[Provolution]

Here's a crazy-mad idea:

How about all members of the Cabinet be people with a democratic mandate.

You mean being won in an actual fair and unrigged election (as opposed to 2000) or from the democratic party, or directly elected?

I see you are a Brit too.

 

[bhsup]

President - Mitt Romney
Vice President - John Ashcroft

Secretary of State - Bulldog Bob Dornan
Secretary of Treasury - JericoHill
Secretary of Defense - Bulldog Bob Brown
Attorney General - Me
Secretary of the Interior -
Secretary of Agriculture - Willie Nelson
Secretary of Commerce - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Secretary of Labor - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Secretary of Health and Human Services - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Secretary of Education - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Secretary of Transportation - Narz
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - IglooDude
Secretary of Energy - George Bush
Secretary of Homeland Security - *** DISBAND DEPARTMENT ***
Chief of Staff - Kathy Ireland

I'll personally take care of the rest of these...

Administrator of the
Environmental Protection Agency
Director of the Office of
Management and Budget
Chairman of the
Joint Chiefs of Staff
Director of the
Central Intelligence Agency
Director of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Director of National Intelligence
Director of the Office of
National Drug Control Policy
United States Trade Representative
National Security Advisor

 

[Julian Delphiki]

I'm sure Chuck Norris could fill all those positions with ease .

 

[Merkinball]

Secretary of Sex Offenders - Narz

ten char...

 

[brennan]

You mean being won in an actual fair and unrigged election (as opposed to 2000) or from the democratic party, or directly elected?

Nope, referring to the fact that the President's Cabinet differs from ours in that ours are (nearly) all MPs and his are all... well... his mates. Democracy anyone?

 

[Provolution]

Yeah, and what mates...

Michael Jackson could be the Health Secretary by the way, he is an experienced customer of health products.

 

[skadistic]

Nope, referring to the fact that the President's Cabinet differs from ours in that ours are (nearly) all MPs and his are all... well... his mates. Democracy anyone?

So you want elections for all positions?

You might have a point about democracy but the US is a federal republic not a democracy. Neither is the UK.

 

[downtown]

these cabinet slots still have to be vetted and approved by the elected senate.

 

[skadistic]

these cabinet slots still have to be vetted and approved by the elected senate.

Welllllll they don't have to. If the congress wants they can refuse to give an up or down vote and just leave it floating in committee.

 

[Zarn]

Would a CFC cabinet be against CFC rules?

Cabinet would be past or present CFCers.

 

[Fifty]

President - Perfection
Vice President - Fifty

Secretary of State - amadeus
Secretary of Treasury - Whomp
Secretary of Defense - CivGeneral
Attorney General - FredLC
Secretary of the Interior - JohnHSOG
Secretary of Agriculture - narz
Secretary of Commerce - Whomp
Secretary of Labor - luceafarul
Secretary of Health and Human Services - nanocyborgasm
Secretary of Education - brainpan
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - downtown
Secretary of Transportation - narz
Pope - Inqvisitor
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Padma
Secretary of Energy - narz
Secretary of Homeland Security - JohnHSOG
Chief of Staff - Duke of Marlborough
Special Advisor on Race Relations - Cierdan
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency - narz
Director of the Office of Management and Budget - downtown
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff - CivGeneral
Director of the Central Intelligence Agency - JohnHSOG
Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation - MobBoss
Director of National Intelligence - Lefty Scaevola
Director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy - Bozo Erectus
United States Trade Representative - narz
National Security Advisor - VRWCAgent
Director of the National Institute of Standards and Technology - Garry Denke
Special Advisors on Religion - Plotinus and CurtSibling
Director of the Immigration and Naturalization Service - skadistic

 

[Zarn]

*Zarn wonders whether or not making that list is good or bad. After two seconds, he comes to the conclusion that it is good.*

You and Perfection are probably the only two who do not think I am extreme in one thing or another.